How a vampire duck of your breeding can believe in that Loch Ness Monster story.
I'm not gonna look, I'm not gonna look.
“The Ghost of McCastle McDuckula” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Count Duckula (4), Igor (2), Nanny (1)
First he wants me to hit him with a golf club and now he's nodding the caber. He must be going soft in the 'ead!
RMRory McDuckla
Where are ye frae?
I knew you’d made a wrong turning Igor! We’re in Siberia!
Rory! Vampire? Igor! This isn't the Glen Sparrows Hotel. Come on, Let's get outta here to the Trailer.
RMRory McDuckla
Ah well, close the wall behind you when you go out!
You were anxious to visit it I believe.
Yes but not DROWN in it! Igor do something!
LNLoch Ness Monster #1
Oh look! I’ve seen one! A vampire duck!
LNLoch Ness Monster #2
Don’t be silly. It’s a figment of your imagination.
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