Dr. Von Goosewing quotes from Count Duckula

Von Goosewing

I've done it! Doctor Von

Goosewing

Ha,Duckula,prepare to breathe your last.

Goosewing

This is your last and final end,Duckula,you monster.

Duckula

Hmmm this mirror's filthy. I must tell Igor the clean it! Look at me! Sunken eyes... and that flabby stomach - yuk! And, as for the face... Boy, I need a break!

Forgive me for pointing that obvious. But you do know that vampires have no reflections.

Duckula

Of course we don't! Anyone knows that...

Mmmmm! What a beautiful throat you have! It blands so neatly into your neck! I want a neck just the right size for my teeth!

Duckula

Aaaaaaaaaghh! Help!

Und I woke up wiz ziss terrible headache and...

Duckula

Heeeeelp!

Somebody, stop that neck! It's getting away!

Dr. Von Goosewing

Come my little one. Come to Papa!

Von Goosewing

How do you like your stake?

Duckula

Steak? Steak? I thought I told you I was a vegetarian! I don't believe it. I might have known. Goosewing!

Von Goosewing

What is this? What is going on around here? You two know each other? You know Igor?

Igor

He should do. I have been his family's employer for the last 800 years. Give or take a decade or two.

Von Goosewing

I mean, he? You? He is? You are Duckula?

Duckula

Oh, what's the use? Yes, I am Count Duckula!

Von Goosewing

You fiend! You monster! You, you, you, owwwwwww!!!!!! (stabs Nanny with his stake)

Nanny

Oh, there you are, you bad boy! (referring to Goosewing) Who's your little friend then, eh?

Von Goosewing

Look, look what have you done to mein stake. You haven't heard the last of this, you monster!

Duckula

No, I'm sure I haven't.

Von Goosewing

I shall return.

Duckula

Yes, yes.

Von Goosewing

Doctor Von Goosewing, greatest vampire hunter in the world, will be back!!!! (Goosewing then falls off the cliff)