Jules
Drinking keeps women skinny!
Laurie
Oh my god!
Ellie
This is bigger than curing cancer.
Jules
Altogether now, if it's on the internet...
Everybody
It must be true!
Jules
Everybody, sip.
Travis
Good afternoon, booze bags. What are we celebrating today?
Jules
Science!
More from this episode
More Cougar Town quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Cougar Town pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.