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S1 E17

Cougar Town · Season 1, Episode 17

Jules, Ellie and others in “Counting on You”

Jules

You two made up?

Ellie

Not yet, but we will. [To Andy] Dummy.

Andy

Witch.

Ellie

Anybody want wine?

Andy

Always.

Jules

What's happening?

Grayson

I don't know, but I never know.

Ellie

Jules is wigged out by our fight because she doesn't know what it's like to be in a good, healthy marriage.

Jules

Well, yes I do.

Grayson

[Whispers] No you don't.

Jules

I really don't.

Andy

What, we're gonna throw our marriage away because I missed a baby dance recital? Stan's one. I bet he didn't even move.

Ellie

He peed himself and I fell asleep. Jules, when a marriage really works, tiny bumps in the road don't matter. You don't have to be scared because there's never any real jeopardy.

Andy

Like a built-in safety net because we love each other so much. [They kiss]

Jules

I'm gonna cry.

Grayson

I'm not cause my eyes are so tiny. That's right, I'm owning it.

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