You two made up?
Not yet, but we will. [To Andy] Dummy.
Witch.
Anybody want wine?
Always.
What's happening?
I don't know, but I never know.
Jules is wigged out by our fight because she doesn't know what it's like to be in a good, healthy marriage.
Well, yes I do.
[Whispers] No you don't.
I really don't.
What, we're gonna throw our marriage away because I missed a baby dance recital? Stan's one. I bet he didn't even move.
He peed himself and I fell asleep. Jules, when a marriage really works, tiny bumps in the road don't matter. You don't have to be scared because there's never any real jeopardy.
Like a built-in safety net because we love each other so much. [They kiss]
I'm gonna cry.
I'm not cause my eyes are so tiny. That's right, I'm owning it.
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