Bobby, Grayson and others in “What Are You Doin' in My Life?”

You still grouchy about my alleged tab?

[Pulls back the beer he was about to serve Bobby and pours it down the drain] Oh, headfake. Goodbye delicious beer!

That's hateful.

I felt bad about you getting mugged, so I bought you some stuff. A rape whistle to help protect you from other scary lady muggers, some of that yogurt that helps old gals poop-

That stuff really works. Like, BOOM!

And some tampons.

Awesome! [To Grayson] Hey if I put these in the machine in the ladies' room, can I get some nachos?

How are you not embarrassed?

Sorry, Ellie. Can't be done.

You're talking to a guy whose main goal in life is to party so hard he literally craps his pants in every country.

I already knocked off America and Mexico. Mexico was easy.