JMrs. Jensen
When your father ran the place, the customer was always respected.
Hey, jackass, stop talking to this old wingnut and come pump my gas!
Well, he's a people person.
Aw, did you have to use the scary Santa.
That thing gives me the heebee-Jojeebees.
What? It's festive.
Yeah, the way human sacrifice is considered festive in some cultures.
If anyone wants to give Oscar $1.20 to shut up about the bottle thing, he's in the corner.
I'm a senior!
Now, I just need to finish the set design. I'm thinking something shiny. Bright colours, red, green, flashing lights...
So, old Christmas decorations.
Yeah!
Fine, you deck the halls but I'm not donning any gay apparel.
Okay.
Well, Carl Jung says that we all have a shadow figure, a...a kind of nemesis. In fact I actually found mine.
What'd you do?
I married him.
Jeez, Dad, did you mix this in a skidoo boot or a crowsnest?
Ya sissy. It's like a Belgian beer
CCarl
Not the Belgium I've been to.
I suppose you've been to the good Belgium?
Brent!
You know what, I-I can't, I'm driving.
Honest to God, Dad, it tastes like you beat a skunk to death with a salmon.
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