It's really great to have someone to watch stuff with. My dad never wanted to watch anything, so I was kind of raised by TV.
TV's the best dad there is. TV never came home drunk, TV never forgot me at the zoo, TV never abused and insulted me. Unless you count Cop Rock.
Cop Rock. Sounds cool.
Doesn't it?
Wow, you guys are really dorming it up in here, huh?
Yeah, in the last two days, I've spent a quarter.
We're having the time of our lives.
See, who needs platinum faucets? Do you guys even have faucets in here?
There's a communal bathroom down the hallway. It actually helped me come to terms with losing my condo. You don't sit on a toilet like that until you've left the material world behind.
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