Dean Pelton, Pierce and others in “Football, Feminism and You”

Dean Pelton

[on designing a politically correct school mascot] We are developing the perfect mascot. No stereotypical identifiers from any race or gender.

Pierce

See, Jeff, this is a chart of the features we're staying away from. Pan-Asian eye folds, Irish chins, women's breasts.

Jeff

[noticing a chart of skin colors] Is that Seal?

Dean Pelton

That is our human color wheel. It goes from Seal to Seal's teeth.

Pierce

What do you think?

Jeff

I think that not being racist is the new racism.