Annie, Abed and others in “Herstory of Dance”

Annie

So, Abed, I was thinking about what you said about showing growth, and I was thinking maybe one way to do that is to meet new people and...

Abed

Where's this going?

Annie

Can I set you up with a date for the Sadie Hawkins Day dance?

Abed

Blind date. I've always thought of myself as more of an acquired taste, but okay.

Shirley

Oh, if you're open to meeting someone, there's a number of eligible young ladies in my church.

Annie

Shirley, I'm already finding a date for Abed. I asked first.

Shirley

There's no reason we can't both help Abed find someone. Why don't we each pick a girl and let Abed decide, instead of making it a competition?

Abed

That's exactly a competition.