[during Cornelius' funeral]
Pierce, listen, I just wanna say...
Did you know that the Canadian mallard is the only water fowl that bites his father's head off on his way out of the womb?
That is definitely not true.
I don't know. I looked it up on the Wikipedia.
Pierce, um... I just wanna say...you know...sorry for killing your dad.
Don't blame yourself; he bought a lot of his organs from questionable sources.
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