Codename: Kids Next Door · Season 1
[smiles] Kuki!
[smiles] Wally!
Now, hang on a minute while I get you outta this.
[He unties her, then they both run out of the castle. Shot then reveals Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 5 are still tied up.]
[angrily] Hel-LO?! Aren't you guys forgetting something?!
Sorry! [They both run back to help them]
THE KING DOES NOT PRETEND! Knights! Grab Numbuh 3!
All right, team! Let's not give up hope now!
No problem. Because Numbuh 5 gave up hope a long time ago!
Did anyone bring a 2x4 technology chain cutter?
They're onto us! Do you guys happen to have a plan "B?"
The Kids Next Door always have a plan "B!" [presses a soda-can-shaped button labelled "PLAN B" with his fist and a S.U.B.S.T.A.N.D.A.R.D. submarine drops out of the helicopter and dives into the ocean] Run silent, run deep, Numbuh 2.
Aye-aye, captain.
Lenny, you're an idiot.
Hey, Ace, what can I do for you today?
Hey, Mr. Washer. Do you have any model train sets or something?
Model trains? But you're a major flyboy. What happened?
I got blown out of the sky like a million times by someone better than me. That's what happened. I'm hanging up my wings.
Hey. The Hoagie I know loves flying too much to quit.
[on the phone] Hello, my children. I have an assignment for you. So listen carefully. One of those meddlesome Kids Next Door shall be visiting her homeland. Once there, she plans to rendezvous with the secretive Japanese Kids Next Door. Your mission is to track the operative until she leads us to the Japanese Kids Next Door headquarters, then send their coordinates to my formidable ninja army. Contact the ninja only when you are certain you've located the Kids Next Door lair. Ninja charge by the hour, and I'm not made of money. You got that? I have handpicked you because you are my most skilled agents, my most foolproof villains, my most relentless trackers, and above all, my most devious masters of disguise.
Rest assured, Father. The Interesting Twins…
…From Beneath The Mountain…
[in unison] …Are twice as good as you require. Failure is an impossibility.
[The Interesting Twins and Father all laugh evilly]
Decommisioning?! I'm nowhere near 13 years old!
Nigel, don't stand up in the boat, Laddie.
That's what they all say, Nigel!
86, you know how old I am. We went to kindergarten together!
And since you won't remember anything that's been said, I'd like to say something on a personal note. [To Numbuh 4, shyly] I've, uh... heh, um... well, uh... always thought you were kind of cute, Numbuh 4.
[smiles, says hopefully] Cute enough not to be decommisioned?!
Not even close!
[swipes the envelope out of Numbuh 1's hand] Give me that! [opens the envelope and reads what believes to be an invitation; disbelieved] This is an invitation to Numbuh 274's… [gasps in shock] 13th birthday party!
I told my parents I didn't want a stupid party!
Finally, the Kids Next Door Moonbase. Now, I can detach it from the moon, and send it into the sun! Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!
I already tried that. It didn't work.
Crud. Time for Plan B.
Thought you could use some help?
Sure, kid. Come on.
I'm not a kid! I'm a teenager.
[Numbuh 4 has just told Numbuhs 1, 2, 3, and 5 that he is going to boarding school.]
Boarding school?!
That's serious business, man.
You'll never make it out alive!
Oh, you poor thing!
Relax. They haven't built a boarding school yet that can hold me.
[A school bus drives up behind Numbuh 4.]
My parents try to put me into one every year-
[The school bus door opens behind Numbuh 4.]
-and I always bust out by midnight.
[Two women grab Numbuh 4 by each of his arms.]
Hey!
[The women throw Numbuh 4 into the bus. They enter as well. The bus drives off, with Numbuhs 1, 2, 3, and 5, watching on.]
[Cheerfully] Bye, Numbuh 4! Send me a funny post card, okay? [Giggles]
[to Numbuh 3] I thought you said it would be a small bad guy party!
This is not good! I'm gonna need more than one happy barbecue Rainbow Monkey to make this many people happy!
GET 'EM! [he and all the other villains chase after Sector V; as they head to a garage] Stupid kids! You can't hide in my garage! [stops running; realizing] Wait a minute. I don't have a garage.
[As Sector V escapes the villains' barbecue after realizing there were too many villains to handle]
Well, that was a bust.
Tell me about. Did you see all that food those guys had back there?
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