Codename: Kids Next Door Season 1 quotes

I have retrieved the information required. Numbuh 5 will awaken tomorrow without realizing her brain's been probed.

You have done well, my apprentice.

Thank you, Father.

[irritated] I can't believe we sat through that junk!

I thought it was wonderful. I can't wait till the second part of the double feature starts!

I'd rather have my arms ripped off and jammed into my ears than sit through all that crud!

Aww, it wasn't that bad, Numbuh 4. I thought it was pretty faithful to the book.

The next one's about to start. Might as well get in there.

Ugh! I'll see you babies later! I'm gonna go check out a real movie!

[gasps in shock] Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb? Knightbrace. Count Spankulot. The Great Putinsky. Mega Mom and Destructo Dad. R-rated movies are really supervillain meeting places?

[excitedly] Isn't this the coolest?

[nervously] Uh, yeah. Real cool.

[talking about the "adult movie"] Ahh, it was too over-rated...

Son, there's something I - I want to tell you.

It's OK, Dad. you don't have to say anything.

No, no. This has to be said right, and it has to be said now. Nigel... I think you really need some sousaphone lessons! I mean, did you hear yourself up there?! Pee-yew! Either your sharps were flat and your flats were sharp and wobbly and your fingers were like your positions were like a spider in a windstorm! Eight legs flying everywhere! [Numbuh 1 dunks his head in the lake]

[narrating] But everybody knows that there are three elemental, pure flavors of ice cream: Smooth, creamy vanilla. Rich, decadent chocolate. And sweet, sweet strawberry. But a long time ago, there was a fourth flavor, and it was said to be better than the other three combined. When the Sacred Sect of Dessert Monks created this mystical fourth flavor, they were afraid that everyone would like it so much, that they would eat it all up until there wouldn't be and left for them. So they locked it away. Only the true ice cream lover could have so much as a taste of the fourth flavor, and then, only if they proved themselves worthy by solving the riddle of the Mystical Golden Scoop. [telling a group of kids the backstory legend while visiting a museum] No one knows where the monks locked away the fourth flavor, and few still believe it exists. So the Golden Scoop remains, waiting for the one with the sweet knowledge of frosty goodness to claim the fourth flavor as their own.

[tauntingly] See you later, sis. Oh, and don't worry. I'll make sure your CDs and [referring to Numbuh 2] your boyfriend are safe.

I know all your moves, Abby. [spins Numbuh 5 around like a lasso as she screams] because I taught them to you! [tosses her younger sister Abby like a rag doll]

[in singsong voice] You stupid hamsters ain't got my soda, cause you're STUPID and I'm so co-ol! [blows raspberry at them]

Numbuh 1

[sarcastically] Go ahead. Put on sunblock! Let's soak up some rays. Oh, hey! I've got an idea! Let's completely forget about investigating this stupid crash and go frolicking in the ocean instead. Ooh! Maybe afterwards we can go and get some yummy funnel cakes and pizza on the boardwalk!

WHAT?! Funnel cakes and pizzas?!

Numbuh 1

N-n-no, 86, n-n-no, no sir - uh, I mean ma'am, sir. I... I mean, I... I... I thought...

Thinking is what you boys never do! You're just like my idiot brother, always goofing off!

I'll stop him myself! [enters the S.C.A.M.P.E.R.] If you want to get anything done you've to do it-- [suddenly realizes she doesn't know how to pilot the ship herself; shouting] Will someone get in here and fly this piece of junk?!

Turbines to speed!

Generators at max!

Weapons on!

Shields on!

Numbuh 1

Okay, troops! Let's—

Quit wasting time and go!

[to Sector V's boys] Of all the stupid things in this stupid world of stupid people acting stupid, you boys are the stupidliest! It's like you're trying to win a STUPID contest when you're too stupid to take a stupidity test! Numbuh 5 and Numbuh 3, we'll track Numbuh 206 on foot.

Numbuh 1

Hey! What about us?!

Why don't you three try guarding that dandelion there, if you think you can handle it.

Why do we have to keep listening to what she says, anyway?

Numbuh 1

She's head of decommissioning. She OUTRANKS us.

So what? We're just as good as SHE is.

Numbuh 1

You know what? You're right! Come on!

Don't move!

What is the meaning of this?

Put your hands where I can see them!

[talks randomly]

I'm not going to ask you again!

But... we...

Now!

Uuuhh... [shows a jar]

W-W-What is that?

Here... Um... Our toenails.

T-T-Toenails?!

We've been saving them.

You... what?! That's so... disgusting!

It's not! It's like... a hobby.

Don't just stand there! Help us pick up our toenail collection!