Codename: Kids Next Door Season 1 quotes, page 3 ... TV Quotes Database

MDMaitre'd

[Approaches the table with the cheque] Pardon moi, monsieur, your cheque. [Puts down the cheque on the table]

[Picks up the cheque and looks at it. He loses control of his rage] WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU CHARGE THAT MUCH FOR A LOUSY STEAK?! [Slams his head on the table and screams in rage] IT'S– IT'S– IT'S– IT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY!

LDLizzie Devine

Uh-oh. [As she ducks below the table, the helmet goes haywire and explodes.]

Numbuh 1

Owww. [Lizzie comes up from under the table] Don't ever use one of those things on me again, Lizzie.

LDLizzie Devine

What are you gonna do now?

[Numbuh 1 and Lizzie turn to look at Numbuhs 2, 3, 4 and 5, who are pinned to the walls with forks.]

Numbuh 1

Um- wanna get some ice cream?

LDLizzie Devine

Sure.

[Numbuh 1 and Lizzie start to walk out of the restaurant.]

LDLizzie Devine

I like pistachio ice cream.

Numbuh 1

Really? So do I.

LDLizzie Devine

You're neat, Nigel Uno.

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[The Kids Next Door play as characters on a TV show. They have uniforms with capes, and they follow a script that does not show who they really are.]

Numbuh 1

[Cheerfully] I'm Numbuh 1. [Hesitant] Let's have some fun?

N2Numbuh 2

[Cheerfully] I'm Numbuh 2. [Hesitant] We've got some cool things to do?

N3Numbuh 3

[Enthusiastically] I'm Numbuh 3. Will you play with me?

N4Numbuh 4

[Slowly losing control of his rage] I'm Numbuh 4, and- [Finally loses control of his rage] I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

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Numbuh 1

[Looks at the cigar in his hand] An age-changing device. [Throws the cigar out the window] What kind of nut would use such a thing?

[The cigar flies out of the window and lands on the ground outside. The Delightful Children From Down The Lane pick it up and laugh wickedly]

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N3Numbuh 3

Did you bring Bradley's bottle, Numbuh 2?

N2Numbuh 2

I thought you were gonna bring it.

N3Numbuh 3

Oh, so now I have to do everything?

N2Numbuh 2

Are you saying I don't do my fair share?

N3Numbuh 3

Oh, just drop it, will you Numbuh 2?!

[Numbuh 2 lands the C.O.O.L.B.U.S]

N2Numbuh 2

Ugh, I get no respect, what with everything I do; [mocking Numbuh 3] “"Do this, Numbuh 2. Get that, Bradley needs his little blanky," [normal voice] ugh one of these days....[getting back on the C.O.O.L.B.U.S.] there is that everything?

N3Numbuh 3

Well I don't know, is it?

Numbuh 1

CAN WE GET A MOVE ON?!

[Bradley cries]

N3Numbuh 3

Now look what you did!

N2Numbuh 2

Oh, nice job, Numbuh 1!

ABAaliyah Brown*13 Yrs*

How Are You Doing, Guys?

Numbuh 1

Stupid.

N5Numbuh 5

Neutral.

N4Numbuh 4

[Smirking] Amazin'! Numbuh 2 Is Like A VERY Hungry Green Hornworm On Your Pancreas N' Spleen!

N2Numbuh 2

Someday, I Will Be A Beautiful Butterfly!

AAaliyah

Darn Right!

Numbuh 1

Bradley Is SUCH A STUPID DUMBASS SKUNK!!!!!

N3Numbuh 3

Nigel Paddington Uno!

N2Numbuh 2 & Aaliyah

[Together] We Are Very Disappointed In You!

N3Numbuh 3

No, We're Mad At You!

AAaliyah

EXACTLY! We're Mad At Ya!

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Numbuh 1

[Angrily] Numbuh 2! Get out of that chair. I'm driving! Because you are completely useless with THAT STUPID SKUNK AROUND!

[Bradley cries]

N3Numbuh 3

Take that back about Bradley being stupid! You hurt his feelings!

Numbuh 1

Hello. IT'S A SKUNK! It doesn't have feelings!

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N2Numbuh 2

[talking very fast] Mom, me and the Kids Next Door were fighting this guy and Tommy made a machine for him. So I tried to stop him, but he captured all my friends and double-crossed Tommy, but I ran out of ammo and now he is after me! [cries afterwards]

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N2Numbuh 274

[attempting to contact other KND operatives] Warning! Being pursues...not followed! I Repeat...followed...

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Mega Mom

There you are! I've been looking all over for you. You know you can't hide from Mega Mom!

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Numbuh 1

Numbuh 2, take the right flank. Numbuh 5, fall back. [Numbuh 274 walks in front of Numbuh 1] Numbuh… 274?

N2Numbuh 274

For the last time, save yourselves and out get out of here! [they dodge Mega-Mom’s “Time-Out” laser beam]

Numbuh 1

Okay, okay! I guess we can’t fight a bad mother like that here. Kids next door, retreat!

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[As Sector V and Numbuh 274 make it back to the treehouse…]

N3Numbuh 3

So if there's a Mega Mom, then why isn't there a dad?

N2Numbuh 274

[shocked] Oh...I totally forgot about him.

DDDestructo Dad

[suddenly bursts in] Hi, guys! How 'bout some quality time with Destructo Dad?!

N3Numbuh 3

I knew it! [gets stupefied]

Numbuh 1

Kids Next Door, battle stations!

DDDestructo Dad

You kids aren't going anywhere, because Destructo Dad says you're grounded! [stupefys Numbuh 1] "You're grounded!" I love that line! [Numbuh 274 kicks him down] Now, now, you were raised better! [grabs him by the ankle and drops him in a can] That'll learn ya.

Mega Mom

[blasts a hole in the treehouse] Sorry I'm late, dear!

DDDestructo Dad

Honey!

Mega Mom

Oh, the traffic over here was crazy! And then… Oh, look what I've found! BRATS! [stupefys Numbuh 4]

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Mega Mom

[chasing after Numbuh 5 as she tries to escape her] Just where do you think you're going, young lady? [gasps] Oh, my!

N5Numbuh 5

[aiming her S.C.A.M.P.P.s at Mega Mom] Bring it on, old lady!

Mega Mom

Now, that's no way to… [gets blasted down multiple times and stupefys Numbuh 5, leaving only her head] Tsk, tsk, tsk. You kids today.

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N5Numbuh 5

Pianos? Type-P torture devices are pianos?

N4Numbuh 4

You don't know what it's like! They make play the same song over and over again! ♪ Tink-ta-tink ga ga ga-ga ga ga-ga ga-ga ♪ [groans] It's… It's… It's horrible!

N5Numbuh 5

Mmm, mmm, mmm. [plays some notes on a piano]

N4Numbuh 4

I'm serious! My mum ordered one of these monstrosities... For me. [starts sobbing]

Numbuh 1

He's right. These things are a menace to children everywhere. So let's get started. Numbuh 3, signal Numbuh 2 to begin Operation Lift and Shade.

N3Numbuh 3

Okey-dokey!

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Numbuh 1

Okay, Kids Next Door. Simple question: what did we learn today?

N2Numbuh 2

Do not deviate from plans.

N5Numbuh 5

Teamwork is the key to mission success.

N3Numbuh 3

Operational procedures are important.

N4Numbuh 4

[in a full-body cast and in a wheelchair] Pianos...are heavy.

Numbuh 1

Oh, close enough.

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Numbuh 1

[Upon finding they cannot escape the cage, starts calmly] I suggest we... [suddenly breaks down] PANIC!

[Sector V, except Numbuh 5 who was still brainstorming, run around panicking as the Delightful Children shake their heads in annoyance while listening to their record player. Numbuh 5 soon gets frustrated with all the noise]

N5Numbuh 5

WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP?! [Everyone stop] I can’t think straight between your screaming and their stupid record player!

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[After Sector V and the Delightful Children work together to free themselves from their cages…]

DCDelightful Children

Thank you very much... Kids Next Door.

Numbuh 1

You are... Welcome?

DCDelightful Children

Now if you don't mind, we'll be leaving.

N4Numbuh 4

Why, I ought to…