Tom Green quotes from Clone High ... TV Quotes Database

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Tom Green

WHO LIKES CHEESE?

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Scenes with Tom Green 2

[Tom Green has just noticed Abe reading his book]

Tom Green

Hey, you're reading my book! Touch the book...lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book. Book. Book. Book. Book. Book. Yeah, I haven't read it either, people with ADD aren't good readers. Wanna go shave a dog?

Abe

My friend has ADD, and everyone at school treats him like some kind of leper.

Tom Green

Well, that's discrimination! Hey, do you wanna go take a dump in my parents' bed?

[Abe remains silent]

Tom Green

[Caws] I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! I'm flap-flap-flapping my albatross wings, flap-flap-flapping my albatross wings...[falls out of window]...AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH-[pokes the skin on his elbow]-AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Tom Green

Hi everybody, I'm Ottawa's Tom Green. I live in Hollywood.

[crowd claps]

Tom Green

Thank you. So, some of you have been mean to a kid with A.D.D. That's not cool. Coffee? Anyone...coffee, anyone? Huh? Sorry. I like cotton candy. Check out my muscle. Potato chips! It's a Ferris wheel! So I guess what I'm trying to say is...

[sees a plastic bag blow by and runs after it]

Tom Green

...Plastic bag! Plastic bag! Plastic bag! Plastic bag! Plastic bag!

Abe

Like Mister Green so eloquently said ...

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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