Joan of Arc quotes from Clone High

Abe

Right now all I can think about is not thinking about you over there on your thinking dock thinking about what you did.

Joan

I was only trying to help, Abe. You don't know what you're getting into...what she's getting you into.

Abe

You don't know what you're getting into, and that's out of my friendship. And do you know what hurts the most, Joan? This nail I just stepped on. But there's a metaphorical nail in my other foot that hurts the second most, and it's from you backstabbing me. So maybe instead of the nail metaphor, I should have used a stabbing metaphor, but it's too late for that now, isn't it?

Joan

I guess it is.

Abe

That's where you're wrong, Joan. Because I'm going to win that election with the most dangerous campaign stunt since Dukakis jumped the snake river canyon. Goodbye, Joan. [Walks off dock into water. Gets back onto dock] ...Goodbye, Joan.

Sleep ought to be the number one thing on that list. I was in my 18 wheeler late one night, at about the sleepy hour, when I came across a cop, weaving all over the road. He was clearly too sleepy to drive. I tried to guide him off the road with my rig, but I think I over did it and sent that cop sailing off a cliff. [Laughs]

Joan

Did you kill him?

Kill him!? I saved his life... 'course, he's a cripple now.

Gandhi

[Pause] Hey, is that your rig? SWEET!

Joan of Arc

[referring to Cleo's bra] Why don't you just take the tissues out and it'll fall off?

[gasps] You signed a nondisclosure agreement! I hope you have good lawyers, because I'm gonna sue your hand-me-down pants off, bleacher trash!

Abe

Girls, girls, girls! You're both human beings. You both put your bras on one leg at a time.

Joan

[after Gandhi throws a cup] That's not COOL, Gandhi!

Gandhi

If littering's not cool, why does Ponce do it?