VGVan Gogh
[on phone] Sometimes I just turn the lights off in my room and cry.
GandhiI'm sorry, uh, Van Gogh, could you speak up?
VGVan Gogh
The only way I can cling to my sanity is that nobody knows how lonely I truly am.
Gandhi
[To crowd at party, snickering] He's sad...
Gandhi
It's Hilarious!
VGVan Gogh
Wait, am I on speakerphone?
Gandhi
Hey, would Gandhi put somebody on speakerphone?
VGVan Gogh
This is Gandhi, how could you? [begins to tear up and his lower lip begins to quiver]
Gandhi
Hey man, Gandhi's anti-violence, not anti-comedy. [Hangs up] Whoo. Feels good to help people.
GWGeorge Washington Carver
Say what?
Gandhi
Cut. No! No, no, man, you're making me fall asleep... tah death, bro! 'K, the line is "Say whaaaaat?"
GWGeorge Washington Carver
Say what?
Gandhi
Say whaaaaat?
GWGeorge Washington Carver
Say what?
Gandhi
Say...
GWGeorge Washington Carver
Say...
Gandhi
Whaaa
GWGeorge Washington Carver
What?
Gandhi
Say whaaaaat?
GWGeorge Washington Carver
[Irritated] I! GANDHI! This character is not me!
Gandhi
Say whaaa...
GWGeorge Washington Carver
Stop it! Listen...
DPDoug Prepcourse
Sleep ought to be the number one thing on that list. I was in my 18 wheeler late one night, at about the sleepy hour, when I came across a cop, weaving all over the road. He was clearly too sleepy to drive. I tried to guide him off the road with my rig, but I think I over did it and sent that cop sailing off a cliff. [Laughs]
DPDoug Prepcourse
Kill him!? I saved his life... 'course, he's a cripple now.
Gandhi
[Pause] Hey, is that your rig? SWEET!
Gandhi
I don't know if I want a hamburger, hot dog, chili, or all of above.
DPDoug Prepcourse
Can you eliminate two of the options? If you can, go ahead and guess. Chances are, that's what you want.
Gandhi
It makes sense because it's real.
Gandhi
Geldemore! But, where's the princess?
GGeldemore
Closer than you think, Gandhi. Use the Amulet.
[Gandhi uses the amulet; Geldemore becomes slightly more humanoid but is still very much unicorn-ish.]
GGeldemore
It was I, all along. As a reward for your bravery and leadership, I shall thrice lay you.
Gandhi
Uhhh, that's—, that's cool. But [cough] I'm good.
GGeldemore
But, but, but I shall thrice lay you.
Gandhi
Uh, I just ate, and they say you shouldn't lay thrice, uh, after eating. Uh [cough] thank you.
GGeldemore
We could just do coffee first. It doesn't have to be a big deal.
Gandhi
It's just, um, I've got to be up early.
GGeldemore
Oh—, Ok, alright, that's fine. I'm kinda seeing someone anyway.
Gandhi
Well, uh, thanks for the trippy adventure through my subconscious, huh. I'll call you.
GGeldemore
Oh, ok, great.
Gandhi
You know, maybe we could, uh, hang out, uh, but, you know, not—
GGeldemore
Sure, sometime, maybe.
Gandhi
—not lay.
GGeldemore
Whatever. I'm listed, in Santa Monica.
Where am I going to get money to buy Cleo a good present?
Gandhi
Have a Bar Mitzvah, dude. You get mad stacks!
Sounds sweet but I think I'm going to do the Christian thing, get a job.
Gandhi
Right on! Both Will Smith and Bill Gates have jobs and they're millionaires!
AGAbe and Gandhi
[High five] To jobs!
Hey, you! Half Pint, Junior Mint, Pipsqueak, Tiny Tim, Yardstick, Snack Pack, Wee Fella, Brown Leprechaun!
Gandhi
Are you talking to me?
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