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Clerks: The Animated Series · Season 1, Episode 4

Dante, Randal and others in “A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers”

[Randal calls Dante at 7:59 to tell him he can take care of the Quick Stop by himself.]

Dante

[sleepily] Just call if you need anything.

Randal

[on the phone] Oh, like that'll happen.

[Dante hangs up the phone the clock turns to 8:00. The phone rings. Dante Picks up the phone and hears glass breaking and screaming.]

Dante

Hello?!

Randal

Umm...hello.

Dante

What's all that racket?!

Randal

That's..the..TV.

Angry Guy on phone

I'm gonna burn this place to the ground and pee pee on the ashes!!

Dante[Panicky]

Oh my God, who's that?!

Randal

That...that's Regis.

Angry Guy

Who are you talking to, BOY?!! [more glass breaking] Answer me!!!

Angry Guy 2

Maybe he'll answer to this!

[chainsaw revs up and more screaming is heard]

Dante

Randal!

Randal

Maybe you better get down here.

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