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Clerks: The Animated Series · Season 1, Episode 4

Randal and Dante in “A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers”

Randal

Show us on the doll where they touched you!

Dante

Nobody touched me.

Randal

Who was it? There's no hiding from your past! Who touched you?

Dante

I hate you.

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