Class of the Titans quotes

Archie

Oh, I wanna get Atlanta something for Valentines Day tomorrow, but what?

Jay

[reading a poster] “Send your sweetheart a love-balloon-gram” Only three bucks.

Archie

[laughs sarcastically] I can't do that.

Herry

Why? You need the three bucks?

Archie

No! A love-balloon-gram is way too obvious!

Jay

[sarcasticaly] Yeah! You wouldn't want Atlanta to know you like her! Better to keep her guessing!

Archie

Fear of rejection is a serious thing! Millions suffer from it! And we don't appreciate your sarcasm!

Theresa

Nothing says “I love you” like fifteen love-balloon-grams.

Sorry, only five for student.

Theresa

But that's not enough!

Atlanta

Any more and Jay's gonna get scared.

Theresa

[embarrassed] What makes you think they're for Jay?

Atlanta

Love may be blind, Theresa, but I'm sure not.

Theresa

[smiles and buys balloons] Well, bring on the love.

Jay

Man, people were acting crazy today! I broke up three fights just on the way here.

Atlanta

[on a skateboard] Look out!

Jay

Whoa! Correction – people are still acting crazy!

Archie

I'm outta here! [leaves]

Jay

What?!

Theresa

PIG!

Herry

PRINCESS!

Theresa

That has my name on it!

Herry

[eating ice cream] Your name is “banana-nut”?

Jay

[about Neil tied up to the chair] What the heck is going on?!

Odie

Neil wouldn't shut up about his hair, so I shut him up and took the hair problem from him.

Theresa

[drinks love poison] That's terrible! I thought love is supposed to be sweet!

Herry

[also drinks it] Hey! I think it's working. [puts his arm around Theresa]

Theresa

He's not gonna fall in love with me now, is he?

Aphrodite

No, but would you like him to? I can arrange it!

NO!

Atlanta

[fighting with Archie] Come on! Oink!

Archie

You fight like a girl!

Atlanta

You can't handle it, can you? [beats him] Now get lost!

Archie

[about a Giant] He's yours. He won't stand a chance against you.

Atlanta

I won't go as easy.

Atlanta

[about Eros and Psyche kiss] Is that necessary?

Neil

Get a room!

Odie

Jeez!

Theresa

Looks like Eros is back in business.

Herry

So, like, maybe we can go for dinner?

Theresa

[very mad] Are you hitting on me?!

Herry

No way! I'm hungry. What's a matter with you?

Atlanta

Hey! Wait a minute! We've all got a Valentine from a secret admirer! Okay! Own up! Who's sent them?

Archie

Wasn't me...

Jay

[smiles] Who knows, that could have been anyone.

Jay

[looks at the gift] These are from you?

Theresa

No... they are... from all of us. To say thanks. [kisses him in a cheek]

Hera

Jay, if can hear me you must hold on! Theresa and the others are getting the antidote. You won't go to hades!

Chiron

[wants to put an obol in Jay's mouth] Save journey, my friend. [Hera takes it from him] Hera? He needs that to pay Charon.

Hera

Not yet.

Chiron

But he won't get into hades without it!

Hera

[smiles] That's the point.

You will pay for your impertinence!

Herry

Yeah, yeah, tell that to the judge!

I am the judge!

Persephone

Hera, the ritual must be performed!

Chiron

Do you want him to wander outside the gates of hades for eternity?!

Hera

Not yet!

Persephone

It may already be too late!

Chiron

Zeus's lightning! What's this?!

Hera

That's my boy!

Jay

We're... researchers!

I thought you all went home.

Neil

No! Those were the day-researchers, you see, we are the night-researchers! We specialize in things that happen after dark like owls and comets!

Archie

We are so busted...

Night researchers, huh? Well, hurry up. […] We wouldn't want anyone just walk in your office, wouldn't we?

Archie

No! We wouldn't.

Jay

[to Neil] Owls and comets?