[about Odie] He cut me off!
[sarcastically] Boy, there's a shock.
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[about Odie] He cut me off!
[sarcastically] Boy, there's a shock.
Never open the hot door! Odie told me that. Something the fire rushing in where there's oxygen.
I wish he was here to tell us what to do, when there's no other door!
You wanna guess my riddle then?
You bet your life!
No, sweetie, you do.
Here's the riddle. “More precious than gold, but cannot be bought. It can never be sold but it's earned if it's sought. Though it be broken it can still be mended. At birth it can't start nor by death is it ended.”
Wow. That's a good one.
You didn't take her challenge, did you?!
I was trying to help! I wanted to show you I was... um... you know.
Sorry?
Uhum [to Valerie] That's why he's the smart one.
We've run off the time!
What about good looks?
Neil! How can you man “good looks”? Stop helping me! It was you got me into this! You are some frie... [suddenly realizes and hugs Neil] Neil, you're a genius! Worth more than gold, can be earned, but not bought or sold. Doesn't start at birth and doesn't end at death. The answer to your riddle is friendship.
Hey! What's up?
Goddess in a rage.
Aphrodite thinks someone stole her favorite mirror. Neil's trying calm her down.
Brave guy Neil. Never thought I'd say that!
[Zeus threw a thunderbolt right in the bull's-eye]
I've still got it!
Bull's-eye! [point at bow] But I thought you were gonna use this.
Zeus? Why don't we play something else for a while. Like... Backgammon!
Ah... okay... [they both leave]
And maybe I should put away the sharp objects!
And Hercules is missing.
[…] Probably he went for a walk.
Hey! What's up? Hercules wandered off?!
Don't worry Herry. Even if he is a little confused, what can possibly happen to the strongest man in the world?
That's just it! It's not what the world might do to the confused Hercules, it's what the confused Hercules might do to the world!
He's got a point.
After centuries apart, resentment and revenge, they're still pals!
Hey! What's up? Unbelievable what a friendship can survive, isn't it?
[smiling at Atlanta, which is waking up after Pirithous saved her life after she was stung by a bee] I don't know, Herry. I don't think it's that unbelievable.
In the old day there was no science. Just good, evil, sword, sworcery and the power of being high on the top mountain!
And men were men, well sometimes there were goats and sometimes there were goat-men. Nobody gave a hood about no science knowhow!
Is he mocking me?!
Nothing warms my cold, dark heart like a dysfunctional family reunion!
[about one of the Cyclops that appeared from nowhere] Where did he come from?!
Um... Greek mythology?
[Theresa and Jay are playing chess]
I'm not watching a chick flick!
Since when is “Legal Predator 4” a chick flick?!
Guys! Keep it down, would ya?!
Fine! Challenge you to a game of “Adrenaline Demon”! Winner picks the movie!
You're on!
Checkmate!
What?!
That's game! In four moves!
Ugh! I can't believe it! How could I beat Cronus?! I can't even beat you! [knocks over a table and goes on the roof. Theresa follows him]
Some people may be offended, ya know?
Huh?
Suggesting that I'm not much an opponent could be taken as an insult.
Ah, sorry. I didn't mean it that way.
Something's eating you and if you don't tell me about it I will be offended.
Uh, I don't know. It's a pressure, I guess. Cronus is a God! How am I supposed to take down a God?!
“I”? Jay, the Oracle said Cronus will be defeated by seven heroes!
Yeah, I know. But I'm...
… The leader? Yes, you are. But there are six more of us right behind you! And the Oracle also said that we'll succeed. So cheer up, take a break, go sailing. Now stop brooding and come inside.
This is what I like it! No Herry use brute force, no Odie and his tricks. Just you and me.
[Archie fights “Cronus 2.0” and the robots defeats him]
Archie!
Goodnight, mother. [faints]
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