Odie quotes from Class of the Titans

Archie

[old] What are we doing here again?

Odie

[also old] Getting the timepiece of Zeus!

Archie

Oh! Right! And... who are you, again?

Odie

I'm Odie, you whippersnapper!

Archie

Oh, Odie! Odie... I went to school with someone named Odie... I liked him.

Odie

Hey! Check out my latest upgrade! [changing channels] Life satellite films, sport, news...

Herry

Monkeys!

Odie

Save me some pie? [looks at Herry eating]

Jay

I'll... try...

Artemis

Oh! Well, if it isn't Neil. You're late!

Neil

I couldn't help it! I've been trying to get this ring tone off my phone all morning!

Odie

A ring tone?

Neil

It's annoying! Listen!

Theresa

Why do I have to get these visions?! Guys! I saw a face! It looks like...

Herry

Man! That ring tone is annoying!

Archie

And strenuously familiar.

Atlanta

Maybe it reminds you of your own voice!

Odie

Atlanta, that tune is getting really old!

Jay

Neil! Put your PMR away and quit wasting our time!

Theresa

Hallo! I'm having a vision here!

Neil

When you're not having a vision?!

Artemis

[really mad] QUIET! ALL OF YOU! CLASS DISMISSED! DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU CAN CONTROL YOUR TEMPERS! UGH! Why did I agree to teach you? WHY?!

Odie

Cronus must be near the temple!

Atlanta

Forget the trap, we've got to help Theresa!

Jay

But we can't just let Cronus get away! Not this time!

Herry

We can handle it.

Jay

Uh... Don't forget to...

Archie

It's okay! We've got over this a million times!

Neil

At least!

Jay

Okay, but be careful.

Atlanta

We'll stop him, Jay.

You wanna guess my riddle then?

Odie

You bet your life!

No, sweetie, you do.

Here's the riddle. “More precious than gold, but cannot be bought. It can never be sold but it's earned if it's sought. Though it be broken it can still be mended. At birth it can't start nor by death is it ended.”

Odie

Wow. That's a good one.

Odie

You didn't take her challenge, did you?!

Neil

I was trying to help! I wanted to show you I was... um... you know.

Odie

Sorry?

Neil

Uhum [to Valerie] That's why he's the smart one.

Odie

We've run off the time!

Neil

What about good looks?

Odie

Neil! How can you man “good looks”? Stop helping me! It was you got me into this! You are some frie... [suddenly realizes and hugs Neil] Neil, you're a genius! Worth more than gold, can be earned, but not bought or sold. Doesn't start at birth and doesn't end at death. The answer to your riddle is friendship.

Zeus

I've still got it!

Odie

Bull's-eye! [point at bow] But I thought you were gonna use this.

Theresa

Zeus? Why don't we play something else for a while. Like... Backgammon!

Zeus

Ah... okay... [they both leave]

Odie

And maybe I should put away the sharp objects!

Hephaestus

In the old day there was no science. Just good, evil, sword, sworcery and the power of being high on the top mountain!

Odie

And men were men, well sometimes there were goats and sometimes there were goat-men. Nobody gave a hood about no science knowhow!

Hephaestus

Is he mocking me?!

Odie

Wait a sec! Theresa, did you chea... Did you do that with your mind?

Theresa

Moi?

Odie

What do you mean “the winner buys for everyone”?

Theresa

That's what I always heard. Winner buys!

Herry

It's really fair!

Odie

It's not fair! If I know that I never would have won!

Theresa

Oh! You dethrone the game?

Jay

I don't know, Odie. That sounds like cheating to me!

Herry

Neil! Dude, I'm sorry!

Eh. Don't worry about it.

What?

Jay

Eh... Are you feeling alright?

Odie

Yeah, why aren't you freaking out? Don't you wanna go clean it off?

[realizes what he is supposed to do] Oh! Oh! Oh, for crying out loud! Look at my sleeve!

Jay

[helps Sisyphus-Theresa to stand up] Theresa! You okay?

Yeah, just a little dazed.

Herry

What happened?

He just knocked me down. On purpose! Didn't even say “sorry”! He went out that way!

Jay

Who was it?

I have no idea! I never saw him before.

Herry

[really mad] You'll see him again! And he is gonna to be so sorry!

Odie

Herry! Wait for me!

Jay

Odie, I can't find Theresa!

Odie

You were just carrying her a minute ago! What did you do? Drop her?