Theresa quotes from Class of the Titans

Theresa

So, Archie, what's it like to be perfect?

Archie

Well, it has it.

Theresa

I was being sarcastic.

Archie

Hey, um... I just wanted to say...

Theresa

[pretending she's having a vision] Wait! I sense... an apology of mythical proportions!

Archie

Very funny. I just wanted to say, you did a great job out there and... I'm sorry.

Theresa

[laughs] That's it? That's all?

Archie

And... thanks for saving my butt.

Theresa

Nothing says “I love you” like fifteen love-balloon-grams.

Sorry, only five for student.

Theresa

But that's not enough!

Atlanta

Any more and Jay's gonna get scared.

Theresa

[embarrassed] What makes you think they're for Jay?

Atlanta

Love may be blind, Theresa, but I'm sure not.

Theresa

[smiles and buys balloons] Well, bring on the love.

Jay

Man, people were acting crazy today! I broke up three fights just on the way here.

Atlanta

[on a skateboard] Look out!

Jay

Whoa! Correction – people are still acting crazy!

Archie

I'm outta here! [leaves]

Jay

What?!

Theresa

PIG!

Herry

PRINCESS!

Theresa

That has my name on it!

Herry

[eating ice cream] Your name is “banana-nut”?

Theresa

[drinks love poison] That's terrible! I thought love is supposed to be sweet!

Herry

[also drinks it] Hey! I think it's working. [puts his arm around Theresa]

Theresa

He's not gonna fall in love with me now, is he?

Aphrodite

No, but would you like him to? I can arrange it!

NO!

Theresa

Looks like Eros is back in business.

Herry

So, like, maybe we can go for dinner?

Theresa

[very mad] Are you hitting on me?!

Herry

No way! I'm hungry. What's a matter with you?

Atlanta

Hey! Wait a minute! We've all got a Valentine from a secret admirer! Okay! Own up! Who's sent them?

Archie

Wasn't me...

Jay

[smiles] Who knows, that could have been anyone.

Jay

[looks at the gift] These are from you?

Theresa

No... they are... from all of us. To say thanks. [kisses him in a cheek]

Theresa

Jay!

Jay

Good to see you.

Theresa

Yeah, you too...

Jay

Talos is coming! Come on, we don't have much time! [leaves]

Theresa

[sarcastically] Oh, I'm good! Thanks for asking! Nice fly, saw my dad. He can't take his mind off his job... kind of like you! Ugh!

Theresa

Just what kind of lesson is this?

Lesson?! What do I look like? A guinea pig?

Theresa

Maybe a boiled guinea pig.

Whoa! Hey, how about giving her a lesson of respect!

Persephone

Quiet, Garry!

Theresa

Garry?

Yeah, Garry! You've got a problem with that?! What's your name? Let me guess! Bambi? Barbie? Candy?

Jay

[after Theresa stopped Stymphalian Birds from attacking Odie and Neil] That was... surprising?

Theresa

Yeah, well, I'm just full of surprises.

Herry

So like now you can talk to animals?

Theresa

Just dumb animals.

Archie

Then you better watch yourself, Herry.

Jay

It will be one way trip. We don't all have to go.

Theresa

Yes we do!

Herry

Yeah!

Atlanta

We're coming!

Jay

[smiles] Then send us back to the ancient world.

Hera

May the gods be with you.

Archie

Look! It's Zeus!

Jay

He looks like... Mister Suez?!

Theresa

Our school janitor is Zeus?! He's way over profile!

Jay

Zeus, Cronus will try to escape from Tartarus in twenty-first century.

Zeus

I will remember. His escape will be prevented.

Odie

Oh no!

Herry

What's wrong, Odie?

Odie

If Cronus doesn't escape, there will be no reason for gods to bring us to Olympus High!

Atlanta

You mean we'll never see each other again?!

Archie

He means, we'll never meet in the first place.

Theresa

So this is goodbye?

Zeus

Prepare yourself!

No! Wait! Not yet! No!

Zeus

Uh. That took a lot from me. Now... what was I supposed to remember about Cronus?

Cronus

Come out, come out, wherever you are! I've got all the time in the world.

Neil

Jay..i dont have a weapon!

Theresa

U have got luck,remember?

Jay

neil's right..he needs a weapon..take my shield

neil

[gets up]its tight..

jay

press it

neil

whoa!

good work neil!

Jay

So now we just all go home and forget this ever happened?

Theresa

I hope not. I mean, I hope we don't forget each other [smiles at him]

Jay

I didn't mean that on! Of course we'll... We'll always be friends. [also smiles]

Theresa

I'd hate to think that Cronus was the only thing keeping us together.