Jay quotes from Class of the Titans

Hermes

No! No, no, no. I can't tell you how they escaped. Hera would be furious.

Jay

[very slowly] Okay, then, we'd better go. With your head injury you might accidentally tell us something, you shouldn't...

Hermes

[also slowly] Oh, you're right, I'm so dizzy. It would be awful if I accidentally reveal that the back wall is a secret portal that can take you anywhere in the world...

Jay

The temple of Prometheus.

Hera

Hermes, have you seen Jay and the others?

Atlanta

What's up, guys?

Archie

Atlanta! You're cured!

Atlanta

Cured?

Jay

Dionysus!

Theresa

Chiron!

Neil

What happened?

Dionysus

I've finally found a cure!

Chiron

But not before Atlanta reached stage five. It was a doozy!

Atlanta

All I remember is that Seeper thing. Then I woke up here.

Archie

So you don't remember the dancing?

Atlanta

Dancing...?

All around the cobblers bench the monkey chased the weasel. The monkey thought-

Theresa

Dionysus! Some of that cure! And fast!

-'twas all in fun. Pop! Goes the weasel!

Archie

And.. you don't remember the ki- ah... kind things I've said about you?

Theresa

Where is Atlanta?

Archie

Studying.

Jay

I don't think it's that kind of test.

Archie

Try telling her that! She was freaking out because she didn't know where the Oracle Oaks were!

Theresa

The... what?

Archie

Trees that can tell the future. They were in Downow or something...

Odie

[seems bored] You mean Dodona.

Theresa

I think I'm gonna skip the movie and go skim over my notes [leaves]

Archie

Good idea! [leaves]

Jay

Wait for me! [leaves]

Odie

[looks at Herry and Neil] Are you guys gonna study?

Herry

Movie!

Neil

Lucky!

Theresa

Where's Atlanta?

Jay

It's not like her. Archie, you know where she is?

Archie

[talking very fast] Uh, how should I know? It is not like I keep traipse on her all the time! 'Cause that would be weird! Weird and obsessive...

Theresa

Atlanta, help us!

Archie

I know your in there, Atlanta!

Odie

You've got to fight it!

Herry

Get us down from here!

Neil

I'll give you my stereo!

Jay

Mhmhmmh!

They're not your friends! I'm your only friend.

Atlanta

[shouting and fighting with the air] SHUT UP! You're not my friend! They are!

Neil

Okay, this is getting creepy...

Odie

Who is she talking to?

Theresa

She's hypnotized, for sure!

Archie

Atlanta. Atlanta! Atlanta, I know you can hear me! It's me! Archie! Your friend! Atlanta, listen to me! We're in danger! Your friends are in danger!

Atlanta

Friends...?

Archie

That's right, Atlanta! I'm your friend! I lo- uh... I really, really care about you!

Odie

I don't even remember making it to the island. Just waking up and seeing Calypso.

Jay

Um, Calypso? You mean the Calypso?! The nymph that Odysseus stayed with on his way back from Troy?

Odie

Yup. And she's mentioned more than once how much I look like him. [Jay and Neil starts to laugh uncontrollably] Hey! I can be mistaken for a Greek hero!

Neil

This poor girl must have island fever!

Jay

[still laughing a little] You are a hero, Odie! So let's make it like heroes and get off of this island!

[pulling one Odie's arm, Jay is pulling other one] Odie, come swimming with me.

Jay

He's busy! We have to try get off this island!

Odie likes here!

Jay

Odie wants to go home!

Odie

Odie is about to get ripped in half!

Archie

Oh, I wanna get Atlanta something for Valentines Day tomorrow, but what?

Jay

[reading a poster] “Send your sweetheart a love-balloon-gram” Only three bucks.

Archie

[laughs sarcastically] I can't do that.

Herry

Why? You need the three bucks?

Archie

No! A love-balloon-gram is way too obvious!

Jay

[sarcasticaly] Yeah! You wouldn't want Atlanta to know you like her! Better to keep her guessing!

Archie

Fear of rejection is a serious thing! Millions suffer from it! And we don't appreciate your sarcasm!

Jay

Man, people were acting crazy today! I broke up three fights just on the way here.

Atlanta

[on a skateboard] Look out!

Jay

Whoa! Correction – people are still acting crazy!

Archie

I'm outta here! [leaves]

Jay

What?!

Theresa

PIG!

Herry

PRINCESS!

Theresa

That has my name on it!

Herry

[eating ice cream] Your name is “banana-nut”?

Jay

[about Neil tied up to the chair] What the heck is going on?!

Odie

Neil wouldn't shut up about his hair, so I shut him up and took the hair problem from him.

Atlanta

Hey! Wait a minute! We've all got a Valentine from a secret admirer! Okay! Own up! Who's sent them?

Archie

Wasn't me...

Jay

[smiles] Who knows, that could have been anyone.

Jay

[looks at the gift] These are from you?

Theresa

No... they are... from all of us. To say thanks. [kisses him in a cheek]

Jay

We're... researchers!

I thought you all went home.

Neil

No! Those were the day-researchers, you see, we are the night-researchers! We specialize in things that happen after dark like owls and comets!

Archie

We are so busted...

Night researchers, huh? Well, hurry up. […] We wouldn't want anyone just walk in your office, wouldn't we?

Archie

No! We wouldn't.

Jay

[to Neil] Owls and comets?

Jay

Jason and his Argonauts destroyed Talos. They attacked his only weak spot. His ankle.

Archie

I can relate to that!

Theresa

Jay!

Jay

Good to see you.

Theresa

Yeah, you too...

Jay

Talos is coming! Come on, we don't have much time! [leaves]

Theresa

[sarcastically] Oh, I'm good! Thanks for asking! Nice fly, saw my dad. He can't take his mind off his job... kind of like you! Ugh!

Jay

His truck is still outside and he left the door open.

Neil

Herry's door's open and nobody's home? What's strange about that?