Atlanta quotes from Class of the Titans

Atlanta

I think our weapons will work on her!

Neil

Yeah, well if I had a weapon!

Atlanta

You brought a cake?

Atlanta

I hope there's a killer surprise in there!

Jay

Yeah... Nope.

Herry

Get this! “Mystery Monster terrorizes tunnel tour”

Atlanta

Oh yeah, right, and I was mailing my fairy stepmother.

Odie

It's true! Two tours are missing this week. I read it on the Internet.

Archie

And we all know that Internet roomers are way more reliable than a tabloid!

Jay

That leaves you and Neil.

Theresa

I guess one of us should go with Jay. In case this super-monster slams him. Neil?

Neil

Flip coin for it.

Theresa

Sure!

Ugh....

Odie

[throws a coin up] Call it!

Neil

Heads.

Theresa

Tails.

Odie

Heads it is!

Theresa

Lucky guess...

Archie

Neil never loses the coin flip toss.

Atlanta

Never!

Atlanta

[interrupts Odie] How about telling us on the way, Odie? Let's go hunting!

Odie

Um... I'm not going with you.

Jay

Why not?

Odie

I've got claustrophobia.... I can't handle close spaces.

Archie

Well, get over it, Odie! We need you!

Odie

I can't! I've tried visualizing myself in a happy place but it doesn't work!

Jay

It's okay, Odie. I could make things from up top and keep tracking to our PMR signals.

Odie

Thanks.

Atlanta

Guys, look at this! The city finally got around and closing this place down!

Archie

Like shouting the barn door after the horse got out!

Herry

I got it [comes to the door and hangs to it to pull it out, but then Archie's whip destroys the padlock]

Archie

No. I got it!

Atlanta

Oh, we'll have to back track!

Neil

I told you we should take the turn back there but “no... let's not listen to Neil!”

Atlanta

Yeah, let's not listen to Neil!

Atlanta

Gotcha!

Odie

Thanks.

Archie

Atlanta! You're alive!

Atlanta

Archie, you weren't worried about me, were you?

Archie

Who? Me? Nah.

Atlanta

Good news guys! I've got the minotaur!

Theresa

What? Just the one?

Atlanta

Huh? I miss all the fun!

Atlanta

Guys! Where have you been!?

Jay

[still falling] I'll tell you later!

Archie

This stuff is so... ancient. Can you believe people actually fought with this things? Wow! Do you know what this is?

Atlanta

Looks like a spear...

Archie

Not just any spear. It's the spear of Achilles! He used it in the Trojan War! How do I look?

Atlanta

Like a goof? Come on Archie! Ares wants this place cleaned up!

Archie

Ups...

Atlanta

Nice moves.

Archie

[notices that in the corner there is a golden box] Hey, what's this?

Atlanta

Come on, Archie! Leave that! Let's clean this mess up!

Archie

Aren't you curious what's inside? [opens the box]

Hera

Pandora was the first mortal woman. She was given the box as a gift from the gods, but was told never to open it.

Neil

Now what is the point of that? You gods can be so twisted! “Here's a present, but don't open it!”, “Here's a apple but don't eat it!”

Hera

Well, Pandora did open the box. Her curiosity got the better of her.

Atlanta

[looks at Archie] Sound familiar?

Odie

All we have to do is getting the sample of... that thing!

Archie

How do we do that?!

Atlanta

Very carefully.

Chiron

Tell me. What has happened?

Archie

Atlanta!

Theresa

What's she saying?

Atlanta

[singing] All around the cobblers bench the monkey chased the weasel. The monkey thought 'twas all in fun. Pop! Goes the weasel!

Theresa

“Pop, Goes the weasel”?

Atlanta

Hi everybody!

Atlanta

What a pretty tail you have!

Chiron

Please remain still, or your wound will not heal.

Atlanta

Pretty tail!

Archie

Enough with the tail, okay?

Atlanta

What's up, guys?

Archie

Atlanta! You're cured!

Atlanta

Cured?

Jay

Dionysus!

Theresa

Chiron!

Neil

What happened?

Dionysus

I've finally found a cure!

Chiron

But not before Atlanta reached stage five. It was a doozy!

Atlanta

All I remember is that Seeper thing. Then I woke up here.

Archie

So you don't remember the dancing?

Atlanta

Dancing...?

All around the cobblers bench the monkey chased the weasel. The monkey thought-

Theresa

Dionysus! Some of that cure! And fast!

-'twas all in fun. Pop! Goes the weasel!

Archie

And.. you don't remember the ki- ah... kind things I've said about you?