RRocko
That shrinking gizmo we stole from Professor Nimnul worked like a charm on the statue.
IRIgnatz Ratskiwatski
Yes, but you fools had to steal Professor Nimnul along with it!
S2 E37Out of Scale
[After being foiled by the Rescue Rangers]
IIgnatz
I should never have broken my cardinal rule... NO ANIMALS IN THE HOUSE!
They can't do this! They can't use my invention to create devastation like this without giving credit to me! [Gets handcuffed] Honest. I had nothing to do with this.
[Ratso, Moose, Rocco, Buffy and Nimnul are hauled off to prison in a police van]
RRatso
I'm finished, you hear? Finished. No ransom, my house destroyed, on my way to prison. [sobs] Totally wiped out. And why?! [angrily turns on Buffy] BECAUSE YOU HAD TO HAVE SOME STINKIN' PETS!!!
BBuffy
Oh, yeah! What about me?! All my dollhouses are wrecked... AND I WANT A NEW TOY!!!
RRatso
[yells] Ehhhh, SHUT UP!!!
[Buffy flies across the police van and Rocco and Moose applaud Ratso]
RRocco
Yes, very sharp.
MMoose
All right! That's more like it. I wish I could have done it like that.
RRocco
Yeah.
S2 E38Dirty Rotten Diapers
[First lines]
Boy, what a case!
We sure whooped those bad guys!
Too right we did! And nothing like having the bodily injuries to prove it.
How can you say that, Monty?
Easy. Me mouth is the only thing that doesn't hurt.
Kinder and gentler Rangers, away!
Gosh, Chip! You're practically pacifist perfect.
Thanks, Gadget... I think.
Looks like we're chipmunks roasting on an open fire.
Monterey, being a Rescue Ranger is more than just exciting, harrowing narrow escapes and outrageous fights to the bitter end!
Since when?
Patience, patience, everyone. The baby's probably going through his terrible twos.
I vote we keep the brat from ever reaching three!
[When they find out the baby is a thug]
We've got to stop him and those other crooks without resorting to fisticuffs.
Give us a break, luv! Gandhi would want to take a swing at this kid.
Well, I say we kindly go back to that house, gently go inside... then drag that baby out by his dirty rotten diapers!
CDChip and Dale
[gasp] Gadget!
[yells; angry] I've had it! No more wimping out! Let's shake that baby till he rattles!
Wait, I've got a better plan. Let's expose that phony adoption agency to the police. Monty, get the Ranger Wing ready. Zipper, Dale, get some strong twine.
To tie up the baby?
[whispering] No! To tie down Gadget. I think she's blown a gasket.
Grrrr!
[dazed] Enough Mr. Nice Guy. I say we do it Gadget's way.
What do you suggest, Gadget luv?
TRASH THE BRAT!
S2 E39Good Times, Bat Times
They call this pizza with the works? They forgot the peanut butter!
Maybe the chef had good taste.
Yeah, but he doesn't know what tastes good.
[About bubblegum] You pop it, you wear it.
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