Hey, Dale, you pull while I push.
How come you always make all the decisions?
Okay, fine, have it your way. I'll push and you pull.
That's better.
S2 E35Short Order Crooks
I'll say this for your cheese chowder, Monty.
What's that, mate?
It may be fattening but it's a great way to lose weight.
S2 E36Mind Your Cheese and Qs
I didn't mean to. I couldn't help meself. Just the smell of cheese and I lose control.
Eat my lunch again and I'll lose control.
I'm so ashamed. One whiff of cheese and I become a munster, uh, monster.
WWoman
Officer, I want to report a highway robbery.
Whereabouts, ma'am?
WWoman
At the grocery store. Have you seen the price of cheese lately?
Well, what do you want, fatso?
Chee-eee-eee-eeese!
Not without go-ooo-ooo-ooold.
Cheeeeeeeeeese.
Cool it, Monty! The cow said there isn't any.
But, Dale, if Monty smells cheese there must be some.
And I'll bet where there's cheese, there's Rat Capone. Follow the scent, Monty.
But, remember, control yourself.
Don't worry. I'm... [Sniffs] ...in complete control.
Monty! Slow down!
I'm in control. I'm in control. I'm out of control! I'm out of control!
Terrific. Now he's disappeared, too.
Say, you got spunk.
Thanks.
I hate spunk!
Go on, cheese whiz. Tune that sensational schnoz to Capone's cheese stash!
:[as Gadget slides toward a deathtrap] Fight it, Monty... fight it!
[waving a piece of gourmet cheese] The brie, Monty, the brie...
GAH! I'll make "de-bris" out of YOU!
From now on, I'll mind my cheese and Qs... [Gets a whiff]... tomorrow. Chee-eee-eeee-eeese!
S2 E37Out of Scale
Are you two fighting again?
Of course not! We're just having a spirited discussion.
PPigeon
Excuse me, is this a formal fight? You're all wearing tails.
Dale, watch where you're going!
You watch where you're standing!
MMoose
Say, Rocko, is stealing little animals against the law?
RRocko
Of course it is, you uneducated lowlife.
MMoose
Phew! Thank goodness! I was afraid for a minute there, we was gonna have to go straight.
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