Chip [reading a Surelock Jones book during the storm] The beast bared its glistening fangs and reared up. But Sureluck Jones was not afraid. The wily detective stood his ground, daring the devil dog to do his worst.
S1 E8The Pound of the Baskervilles
[Reading from the novel] "Sureluck slowly pulled the candle holder..."
Got it! [Pulls as instructed]
"...to open the secret door..."
It worked!
"...being very careful to stand to one side to avoid the trapdoor." [Rescue Rangers narrowly escape the trapdoor] Hey, guys! Are you okay?
We're fine, Chipper, but you could use a course in speed-reading.
[To Dale] Elementary, my dear dummy!
Now what, Sureluck? Any clues?
Yeah! Yeah! What would Sureluck do in a case like this?
What do you think? Hide!
S1 E9Risky Beesness
[Chip turns off the TV while Dale was listening to the heavy metal music]
Hey! What did ya do that for? That's my favorite band!
It was too loud to think!
It's heavy metal music! You're not supposed to think!
I don't care if it's heavy on the anchovies. It's stupid!
It's not!
It's too!
[To Gadget] Looks like the boys are having one of their little "discussions"!
[sees Chip and Dale] Furry creatures. How nice.
We're the Rescue Rangers.
Can we help you?
Well, it's about time someone noticed. I know they would never leave me on their own, because they idolize me so. Anyway, I think someone beenapped my swarm. Just the thought of it makes me feel faint! Ohhh... [faints]
Beenappers? How'd do a thing like that?
I don't know. Do I look like person with enemies? Of course, when you're as beautiful as I am, jealousy is always a factor. [to Zipper] I'm so parched. Could you get me something to drink? [Zipper quickly brings her a glass of water; Queenie takes a sip and spits it out] Ooh, yuk! What's this?!
Water.
Water? [glares at Zipper] How common...
[Zipper sits on the window sadly; Monty walks up to him]
[sighs]
Stung by the love bug, eh, Zipper?
[nods yes]
Well, ol' Monterey Jack's had his share of romantic entanglements. Maybe I could help you out. [Zipper hears this and stands up happily] Hmm... How about giving her a little present? [Zipper looks in his pockets and shows he has no money] Ya don't need money, mate. All women love flowers. And flowers are free.
I've heard just about enough of this bossing and beeswax!
IIrwina
One! Two! Three! Four!
[Sung] Bee my honey, bee my drone
Meet me tonight, at the honeycomb
When you come callin', bring the pollen
And we'll be fallin' in love
Give me a buzz and I come alive
When I see you, I get hives
Hard to be humble when my heart's in a tumble
So don't you bumble with me!
Buzz, buzz, can't you see you're the best bee for me?
When you come callin', bring the pollen
And we'll be fallin' in love!
[to her swarm] I command you to halt! I'm your true queen, there's the impostor! Attack!
IIrwina
Next time I'll try the ants.
[About Zipper] He's awfully brave for such a little fellow.
[Back at the Rescue Rangers' HQ, Monty and Dale are shown playing checkers while Zipper is sitting sadly on a couch due to Queenie's leave]
Cheer up, Zipper.
[sighs]
She was from a different world, Zipper. Some things just weren't meant to be.
Besides, royalty doesn't know anything about real men.
[A knock on a door is heard. Chip opens it and sees something]
I think it's a message for you, Zipper.
[All Rescue Rangers run outside and see a swarm of bees forming a heart. Zipper looks at it with a smile on his face]
Guess I was wrong about Queenie. She does know something for a real men after all. [laughs]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.