Don't worry, mates! It's as safe as a joey in a kangaroo's pouch.
S1 E10Three Men And A Booby
So what's the problem?
Who's gonna look after the egg?
CDChip, Dale and Monty
No problem. [Points to others] They will!
I guess necessity is the mother of self-preservation.
[The Rescue Rangers and Mrs. Booby spot a two quickly flying hawks in the sky]
BBruiser
Hey, Cruiser, my bird, what do you say we cut the recon and catch some tunes downside?
CCruiser
Righteous idea, Bruiser! Let's jet!
[Cruiser and Bruiser swoop down and land on top of the Mr. Dumpty's mansion]
CCruiser
Are we hot or what? [gives Bruiser a high-five]
Ah, they're just a couple of cocky show-offs. They won't be a trouble for us.
[Nog comes into Mr. Dumpty's egg collection room, with an Easter basket in hand]
DMr. Dumpty
Well, what is it?! What is it?!
NNog
It appears to be an Easter basket, sir.
DMr. Dumpty
[laughs excitedly and claps his hands] How thoughtful! [grabs the Easter basket from Nog and places it onto a table] It must be from an old friend.
NNog
But you haven't any friends, sir.
DMr. Dumpty
Oh, it looks delicious! [picks up one of the Easter eggs; Chip pops his head out from the basket's decorative grass and hides back in]
NNog
Sir, you'll spoil your din-din.
DMr. Dumpty
I don't care! What am I having?
NNog
Egg omelettes, egg almondine, eggs Benedict, with a side order of deviled eggs.
DMr. Dumpty
My favorite! [laughs; he puts the Easter egg back into the basket and pats it] This will be my dessert. Let's go. [he and Nog leave the room]
Reminds me when I stormed the cheese banks of Monte Carlo with an armored division of Sicilian hamsters... This one's for the Parmesan we left behind!
[As they're fetching Mrs. Booby home]
BMrs. Booby
Say, how do you boys feel about booby-sitting?
Gadget, luv, I think you better step on it.
S1 E11The Carpetsnaggers
[To Elmer, who is stuck up a flagpole]
We're the Rescue Rangers.
Right! You won't be up here long.
EElmer
That's exactly what I'm afraid of.
If only I had a counterweight.
Can I help ya, Gadget?
Perfect!
When facing the forces of the supernatural, you'd best be prepared with a good luck charm or two. This, for instance, is a lucky rabbit's foot given to me by the High Holy Hamster of Kathmandu.
Wasn't very lucky for the rabbit.
[Holding a magnet] Well, me luckier Arabian horseshoe is better for defeating genies anyway.
Pretty small horse.
ABAli Bimbo
Your wish is my very expensive command!
I'll be able to retire! Hahahahahahahaha! Money! Jewels! Cuisinarts!
S1 E12Bearing Up Baby
SSkunk
Drop by anytime. I hardly ever get visitors.
Bears gotta raise bears, humans gotta raise humans and the grass is always greener when you remember to water it. It's just the way things are.
HHubert
[A vehicle careens pass] That's my RV!... [Seeing who's at the wheel] And that's my boy... MY BOY?!
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