TV show quotes
With this test I'll be able to tell what this brochure is made out of.
Well?
It's made out of paper!
That's it?
Well that, and the fact that it came from Seymour's Travel Agency near the corner of Lankershim and Cahuenga.
Wow, that's some test, Gadget luv!
Well, actually, the address is stamped right on the bottom of the brochure.
Now that's a sweet old lady, setting out a bowl of milk for the poor homeless stray... CATS?!
We spent all night scrubbing and cleaning and polishing and the kitchen still smells like cheddar.
We should be glad Monterey wasn't making saltwater taffy. We'd have to move out.
If we don't get stuck in the doorway.
What happened?
They were going to turn you into a donut.
Well, if I have to be a breakfast roll, I'd rather be a cheese danish.
I hate mice... But I like to catch 'em!
Hey, Dale, you pull while I push.
How come you always make all the decisions?
Okay, fine, have it your way. I'll push and you pull.
That's better.
I'll say this for your cheese chowder, Monty.
What's that, mate?
It may be fattening but it's a great way to lose weight.
I didn't mean to. I couldn't help meself. Just the smell of cheese and I lose control.
Eat my lunch again and I'll lose control.
I'm so ashamed. One whiff of cheese and I become a munster, uh, monster.
Officer, I want to report a highway robbery.
Whereabouts, ma'am?
At the grocery store. Have you seen the price of cheese lately?
Well, what do you want, fatso?
Chee-eee-eee-eeese!
Not without go-ooo-ooo-ooold.
Cheeeeeeeeeese.
Cool it, Monty! The cow said there isn't any.
But, Dale, if Monty smells cheese there must be some.
And I'll bet where there's cheese, there's Rat Capone. Follow the scent, Monty.
But, remember, control yourself.
Don't worry. I'm... [Sniffs] ...in complete control.
Monty! Slow down!
I'm in control. I'm in control. I'm out of control! I'm out of control!
Terrific. Now he's disappeared, too.
Say, you got spunk.
Thanks.
I hate spunk!
Go on, cheese whiz. Tune that sensational schnoz to Capone's cheese stash!
:[as Gadget slides toward a deathtrap] Fight it, Monty... fight it!
[waving a piece of gourmet cheese] The brie, Monty, the brie...
GAH! I'll make "de-bris" out of YOU!
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