CCassie
Having nice things isn't a crime.
No, but buying things with drug money is.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
CCassie
Thought you were the delivery guy.
Wish I was. Nice cat.
Why'd you put him up to it?
We can sit here for days, kid. I make good money for over time.
BBob
What about the guy I gave Voight?
I said we got it. If we need anymore of your help, we'll ask.
I need to tell you something.
You're married?
Listen, we... [writes something on a post-it note and sticks it to his coffee mug] We're thinking about putting together a task force on how to make coffee.
Maybe you can help us arrange a press conference for that.
I got you started. Cream, two sugars. It's real simple.
I am not gonna make you coffee. [to Halstead] Come on, what about you?
[laughs] I wasn't going to say anything. And then Lang called and he said you left your pant suit at the headquarters.
I hear you like to start fires, Gish.
AGAdrian Gish
Only when appropriate.
According to who? Fires that kill innocent people?
GGish
Yeah, I've heard about men who do that. Men who kill their own families. Men who wipe out city blocks with a single match.
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You just gonna tiptoe right to the edge, huh?
[mutters] I promise you I'll stand right behind you to give you the last push.
GGish
God's mistake? God's mistake? Really? You think I was made by God? [chortles] Last I checked, fire was the devil's tool. [looks at Dawson] I'm warning you, Detective. Do not push me.
Or what, Gish? You gonna burn me up?
GGish
[seethes] When I'm done with you, you're gonna burn yourself up.
[to the team about Gish] This guy killed Leslie Shay, my sister's best friend. Years ago, he killed Peter Mills' father, and burned Chief Boden and who knows how many others. As far as I'm concerned, we don't sleep until this lunatic roasts.
I'm not really a sneak-around- behind-dad's-back kind of guy.
Says the guy that works undercover.
[laughs] Let's just come clean. Voight will respect us more if we look him in the eye.
[Voight and Olinsky look at Gish/Lamont's mugshot]
Devil in the white city.
Back in hell where he belongs.
Couldn't sleep the other night. So I was up watching TV, and I saw this doctor talking about commitment phobia. He was saying it had to do with family patterns and survival instincts. I'm just saying, you know, Bunny's been married, what, five times?
Don't try to psychoanalyze me, Jay. Have you given any more thought to whether or not we should tell Voight?
No, we're not telling Voight.
He pardoned Burgess and Ruzek.
Burgess was shot. Her and Ruzek are an exception to the rule. Do you want to take a bullet so that Voight will give his blessing?
I'd take a bullet just to come over to your house tonight. [raises eyebrows]
[grins] What part of your body would you sacrifice?
Uh Shoulder? Fleshy part of the thigh.
Now I feel special.
You should.
[Halstead is telling Lindsay about his grandfather's log cabin in rural northern Wisconsin]
This is in Wisconsin?
Yeah. Great fishing. Musky. Largemouth.
Mosquitoes? Like birds.
But it's a great place to retire.
I'm not living in Northern Wisconsin.
[grins teasingly] I don't remember asking you.
Antonio, would you ever live in Northern Wisconsin?
Yeah. Snowmobiling, ice fishing, meth labs. It's paradise.
You're not helping.
[The team is going through taser recertification with Jenkins and are to be tasered as part of the process.]
[laughs as Ruzek is being tasered] That was worth the price of admission.
JJenkins
[looks at Halstead] You're next. [Halstead's smile disappears]
[goads Halstead] Come on, man.
I volunteer to tase him.
Okay, I mean, this doesn't seem, like, official enough.
Where do you want it? [smirks] S, P, A or G?
Shoulders.
G!
[laughs] G!
[Lindsay looks back triumphantly at Halstead]
[glares at Lindsay] Don't you dare.
JJenkins
You're in this too, Sergeant.
I'll just stick to tickling perps to death.
[after Mouse shows him some intel he got] That's a nice pull. Interesting cat, Mouse.
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