[Antonio enters the locker room with a cold ice pack while Ruzek sat on the bench with his trousers down his thighs after getting painfully slammed in the crotch by Nadia]
Here! [handing him the cold ice pack]
Thanks, [placing the cold ice pack on his crotch and softly wincing in momentary discomfort] I think they're swollen, seriously dude. [breathing in agony]
I'll take your word on that. [as Halstead enters the room]
Uniforms have picked up on Nadia trying to score over on Roosevelt they're bringing her in. You all right?
Yeah I'm glad we're all having fun with this Antonio, Wendy and I wanna have kids, if I'm sterile, I'm gonna have that chick's neck.
Uh uh, this is all on you Ruzek, can't let your guard down like that ever. [exiting the room]
[sighing with relief] Good talk!
You like working in this unit, you keep it in your pants.
I didn't know it was out.
Erin's off-limits. End of discussion.
[Olinsky takes Ruzek shopping for supplies for their stakeout]
[notices the adult diapers Olinsky is holding] Wait, wait, wait. What are those for?
You're on a stakeout for who knows how long drinking that fluorescent poison you're not gonna be able to hold it.
You can't be serious. I'll find somewhere to take a leak.
You know, when I was a rookie, I was assigned to keep eyes on this B&E crew that nobody could touch.
The first time I got eyes on him, I lost him. You know why?
'Cause I had to take a piss. And I'm gone three, four minutes tops. And I say to myself, "Next time I got eyes on him, I'm not gonna move. I'm not going anywhere." And that's where these came in. And I nailed the crew pulling a million-dollar score.
Come on. [he ushers Lindsay into his office and she shuts the door] Yeah?
The overprotective father thing was fine when I was a teenager, but I don't need you looking out for me anymore.
It's Halstead I'm looking out for. I've seen what happens to the guys you date.
What is that supposed to mean?
You've left a string of broken hearts behind you since you were 15. I need Halstead 100% effective, not throwing pebbles at your window at 3:00 in the morning.
You don't get to tell me who I can and can't hang out with on my personal time.
My unit, my rules. You wanna date a cop? There are plenty other districts out there.
You speak Italian? Where'd you pick it up?
I was stationed in Vicenza.
Yeah, A.B.C.T., part of a rapid response team. It's about an hour away from everyone. You?
Well, that explains a lot.
[smirks] Were you ever injured in the line of crushing grapes?
Was that in World War II?
R Rollins
[jokingly to Lindsay as they both make coffee in the pantry] Oh, yeah, that confirms it. Chicago cops cannot make a good cup of coffee either.
I want the bad guys to get what's coming to them.
R Rollins
Well, sometimes they do. Do you believe in karma?
R Rollins
Just a little unsolicited advice, just because I've been there...be careful 'cause payback is the biggest bitch when it consumes you.
L Linsay
FYI, you're not just my fiancé. You're my finacé that got in early in Facebook, like way early. You're worth at least 10 million.
Well, how about I get a perm and I wear a hoodie and you can tell everybody I'm Mark Zuckerburg?
L Linsay
The reason I don't wear a ring...
L Linsay
What does your suit look like?
L Linsay
It has to look high-end.
Hey, Olinsky, department's pushing back on these expense reports you turned in.
[to Ruzek] You owe me 27 bucks.
No, no, no. Nobody told me that we got to go out of pocket on stakeouts.
Is that so? Oh, great. Order some caviar and lobster tails next time, then.
Hey, Turner and Hooch, get over here.
Because we found a body. If this is for the Tribune , my mama might want a couple––
For your new I.D. badge, Einstein.
Would you spit out whatever you're trying to spit out?
Okay. Maybe this last month I don't like being the guy you use to get a rise out of your father figure.
You wish I was using you.
Oh, I'm serious. You have issues. You need to work them out. Work them out without me.
I repeat, we haven't done anything. And if you want to keep it that way...
I was done long before this conversation started.
Al. Alvin, you're not listening to me.
Well, you talk so much, it's hard to know when I'm supposed to listen and when I can just tune out.
Sheesh. You're miserable.
No kidding, kid. But you'll learn.
I'm not you, old man. You can keep your misery. I'm all sunshine and roses over here. Peachy keen, Mr. Bean.
You were just going to walk up, shoot Ross in the middle of the street, huh? Let me ask you something. How stupid are you?
JC Joe Catalano
I got a damn good insurance policy.
[to Gradishar] His family lost a father because you used him as the bottom rung of your ladder. You don't know. You don't know what we do or what we sacrifice or the price we pay for this for the job. And you'll never know.
If they have a private security cam at the lot, I bet you we get at least a plate off the escalade.
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