You know, I read that something like 73% of men mess around with their wives.
Where'd you read that?
[smirks] Playboy
You took out the centerfold right?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Briggs is locked up in the "cage" while Voight and Halstead are on the outside interrogating him.]
I'm gonna testify against you at your trial. I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
BBriggs
[pulls up his sleeve to reveal a gang tattoo] Inside a cage or on the street I'm doing time wherever I stand. I'll never rat. So how about you just get my jungle juice and baloney sandwich ready in my holding cell? [goads Halstead] You think you can manage that, pretty boy?
[to Briggs] That's kinda funny. The only reason I'm here is to keep him from getting to you. And I'm standing over here thinking what the hell I'd do to you if you'd talked to me like that. If there's one thing I hate, it's a hypocrite. [to Halstead] You've got five minutes.
[Halstead hands his gun and badge to Voight and prepares to go into the "cage".]
The thing is, firefights never scared me. It was coming home and having to look at the faces of the wives and the families of the guys who didn't make it back.
Hey, I've been meaning to tell you... I'm lucking to have you in my unit.
[after interviewing a woman who ran a battered women's shelter] They name parks and streets after politicians in this city. Women like that are the real heroes and nobody ever knows their names.
You know, every once in a while, a worm like you slips the hook. You know, State's Attorney says there's not enough evidence to prosecute. So, you know, some patsy takes the fall. Worse, he ends up dead, that sort of thing. Me and my unit end up muzzled, even though we know who did it. Hmm? I was thinking about something. See, a long time ago, they told me, those little statues of Justice are blindfolded so she can What is it? So she can remain impartial. You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking I'm glad she's blindfolded, 'cause there are times I gotta do things she wouldn't want to see.
Go back to Atlantic City, Ainge. You got 24 hours, and trust me, I'll come looking for you. I mean, you're not out of my city by then you and me are gonna take a ride. I'll show you parts of Chicago you never seen before. You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, nothing has happened at all at all, but last night there was this moment.. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, I do.
But having been engaged to Ruzek, what you are saying is that I should not be opening the door, right?
You want me to be the one to tell you that you should not date your partner? [raises eyebrows] I––
Ohhhh! Yeah, no. You know why I forget? I forget sometimes that you and Jay are dating, 'cause you guys make it look so easy.
[surprised] Really??
Ruzek and Burgess...and Roman. That sounds like a horror movie right there.
It'll probably be a PG-13 deal. Nobody's gonna kill anybody.
[At Molly's]
HHerrmann
Hey, shots on the house. Just something that I created in honor of Mouch and Platt. Two great tastes that taste great together.
Hermann, thanks.
[Herrmann, Halstead and Lindsay down their shots and gag immediately.]
HHerrmann
Unlike gin and scotch.
[laughs] Why would you do that to somebody?
HHerrmann
I don't know. Stupid.
That's disgusting.
Burgess did ask me for advice about dating a partner.
Yeah? What did you tell her?
You know, just That there is one thing that's really hard.
What's that? [Lindsay looks away] Hey, you can tell me.
[sighs] It's just that, you know, when you work together all day and you got to be professional, and you can't tell him that you bought a new outfit and it's sitting in the apartment, still in the box.
Welcome back. I heard the Wisconsin Dells treated you and Mouch very well.
The Wisconsin Dells is God's country. Seven mornings of sleeping in, seven afternoons at the indoor water park, the Ho-Chunk Casino.
It sounds like a dream come true.
Yeah.
Did anybody fill you in on the baby we found this morning?
[interrupts Lindsay] Mm, that's good. I'm good. Look, I am in a mood the likes of which have not been seen since 1997, so I just need a 24-hour freeze on people getting shot, running drugs, bashing each other's heads in, and especially abandoned babies on lakefronts, okay?
Okay, but the baby's not dead.
That is great.
Mothers like that make me wish I could send Bunny a greeting card.
There's a whole section: Glad You Weren't as Bad a Mom as I Thought.
You hit him twice from 40 yards away in low light? Nice job.
Did I show you the loft on Division?
The one with the toilet next to the stove? You are not moving in there.
It's intimate.
Yeah, so's prison.
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