Mouch quotes from Chicago Fire

Oh Oh, Alderman Casey!

Alderman Casey, Alderman Casey.

Mouch

Electrical pole in my backyard blocks my view. Anything you can do?

Alderman Casey, I have a pothole the size of Lake Michigan on my street.

Otis

Uh, some guy keeps pissing in the elevator in my and Cruz's building.

Okay. All right. You guys feel free to write all that down and leave it on my desk.

Oh, hey, check it out. "New alderman for the 52nd ward, Matthew Casey."

Oh, "Casey with his wife by his side."

Ha! It Actually says wife. Damn, did I miss my own wedding?

Well, I would have invited you, but you get so rowdy at parties.

Ooh, Alderman speaks the truth.

Mouch

I'd kill to miss my wedding. Speaking of, anybody want to write some vows?

Hey, I got a smokin' dress for that wedding. You better make it good.

Mouch

See what I heard when they said medical leave was four weeks paid vacation.

Yeah shouldn't you be on a single's tour of Middle Earth or something?

The main firefighter's nickname is "Manimal" because he's half-man, half-animal in the sack

Mouch

Not that's not...that...That, that's ridiculous.

"Mouch", Man-couch.

Mouch

First of all, I'm pretty sure "Manimal" is a copyright violation. Second of all, he's married to a police sergeant.

Mouch

The union's between a rock and a rock here. There's what happened and then there's the perception of what happened. Jimmy filed a grievance against you, as is his right, and then you suspended him.

For insubordination.

Mouch

Yes, but you can see where it might not come across that way.

Mouch

Hitting us twice in two shifts takes balls.

First thing I'm going to cut off when we catch him.

Mouch

It is better to give than to receive.

Said every sucker in the history of the world.

Mouch

You wanted to see us?

Yeah. I have three questions. [reads off notepad] Are you going to Kenny Fallwell's cocktail party? If so, are your wives going? And what are they wearing?

Mouch

You wrote those down.

I just hung up with Donna. She wanted me to ask.

Well, yes, yes, and we will have Cindy and Trudy text her.