Actually, I was the best poker player in the entire metro Hanover area.
Well, uh, you're in the city now, Woody.
Well I guess you do play different than a bunch of farm boys.
Oh, yes we do. Why don't you sit down, Woodrow?
Oh, thanks. Take it easy on me.
OK. What sort of game would you like to play, huh?
Well, how ‘bout, uh... "Five blind piglets and one full teat"?
What the heck kind of game is that?
That's where five city boys lose all their money. [starts dealing one-handed]
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