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Cheap Seats · Season 4, Episode 4

Jason and Randy in “Evel Knievel”

Jason

Well that's our show thanks for watching. Wait when did you put that outfit back on?

Randy

During the Cheapies.

Jason

But that was like twenty seconds ago.

Randy

Yeah listen I wanna go back to something you said earlier on the show about Knieveling it up not being here. I totally disagree and I think you'll agree with me in about three seconds.

Jason

Oh yeah why's that?

Randy

Because BANG!

(Randy uses wand on Jason and Jason suddenly is wearing an 80's windbreaker and some fruity pants.)

Jason

Come on!

Randy

Because POW!

(Randy uses wand on Jason again and Jason is now wearing a doctor's clothing.)

Jason

Randy

Randy

Jesus you know what I think I actually got the price tag up on this one. Because Zim.

(Randy now turns Jason into Shanda the dancing intern.)

Randy

No.. shoot what if I just Zooy!!

(Randy now puts Jason in a cop uniform)

Jason

I'am not a cop.

Randy

Knevely!

(Randy now puts Jason in a cookie uniform the one that a guy was wearing from when they were looking for their own mascot)

Jason

Not cool Ran not cool!

Randy

What dude I bought these wands at Costco they were on sale..

Jason

Good I don't care!

Randy

I have like a bunch of batteries like six hundred double A batteries. I'm sorry.

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