C.C. Galleta, Rik Esasky and others in “1980 MLB All-Star Game”

"Well I think the question is what talents don't I bring."

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."

"Uh I can find vitamins in cigarette butts. Alot of vitamins in that stuff yall guys don't know."

"You know I can..Cookie Dance I don't know If you could use that on your show."

"Did you know If you're feeling emotional pain if you hurt yourself in the (beep) it stops it?"

"Stage talking. Hello! How are you!? Please dunk me in milk."

"Where be now your jives, your gambles, your songs?"

"I can..I made these shoes..made those shoes. I made those shoes!"

"When would you do something like that?"

"Well clearly not here apparently."