"And to anyone who says that these players dog it at the All-Star game take a look at that throw by Parker. Almost all the way to the infield."
S2 E91980 MLB All-Star Game
"The Cobra."
"Somebody at first base is taking the game a little too seriously."
"Do you hear helicopters?"
"Yeah the ariel shots there are courtsy of Chopper 4."
"Whose your news source?"
"Chopper 4."
"Why is Welch paying so much attention to the runner? It's an All-Star game."
"That's why."
"Oh Willie this is almost as embarrassing as Robert Wuhl sat on Comic Relief 8."
"Did Garvey have to actually smack him in the face?"
"Well it's Garvey, so yeah."
(Doing the voice of a regular guy in the dug out) "Hey man if I wanna run out there and take my pants off you got my back right?"
(Doing the voice of a cop that the regular guy is talking to) "Oh no, no no you gotta stay right here."
"Why it's so boring."
"You wanna get tazed? Because I will use force If I have to."
"Dodger Stadium is packed."
"This cannot be before the third inning."
"Or after the sixth."
"There goes the bat."
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