MMcKay
O'kay moving on the marks and this is 25 meters down and back. They will go...
S1 E201973 Superstars
DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!
S1 E241986 Roller Derby
EHEd Helms
Who are you that you are not suicidal? Because I don't like you, and how can you like yourself?
S2 E2Creative Breaking Championships/K-1 Fighting
CTCrow T. Robot
You know, this is just a great idea - a cable show where you make fun of other people's videos.
TSTom Servo
Shameless!
MNMike Nelson
It'll never last.
CTCrow T. Robot
"These guys are Smurfs, right?"
MNMike Nelson
"With any luck at all, Gamera will come down and smite them both."
The world's most overzealous graphics department.
Nothing says quality sport quite like a hyphen.
S2 E3Outdoor Games 2000
"Remember, if it's raining outside, if you got a firearm in your hand, and diabetes is impairing your vision, for God's sake, wear a hat."
S2 E4Scrabble 2003
JRJason and Randy
TILE PILE!
S2 E91980 MLB All-Star Game
"Hey everybody, welcome to Cheap Seats."
"A very special episode of Cheap Seats, because today the first day we have a live studio audiance.
"Twenty-five people."
"Yeah!"
"Now how did we pull it off you may ask inquisitively? Well it was easy we lobbied ESPN really hard for months and we finally reached a compromise.
"They said no"
"Uh huh. So we decided to go behind their backs and start diverting tour groups from ESPN down here to the library. Now we have a group here today with us."
"We have a great group with us today."
"Who is with us today?"
"We have got Doctors Without Borders.
"I love doctors with"
"They do such good work."
WIWoman In Audiance
"Uh excuse me. Excuse me actually we are Doctors With Borders.
"With Borders? I've heard of Doctors Without Borders."
"What is Doctors With Borders?"
WIWoman In Audiance
"Doctors With Borders is a group of doctors that work within the borders of gated communities. We help people that need medical care who make at least eighty thousand dollars a year."
"Well I guess maybe if we pull our salaries collectively we could be one patient"
WIWoman In Audiance
"I don't think so. Also could get a little more chardonnay up in here we're dying. Thank you."
"You know why Willie Randoplh is such a good hitter, he always hit the ball where the sun don't shine."
"Or in this case onto the surface of the sun."
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