Look at me. I look like a drowned rat! I need my blow dryer.
Pretend you’re camping.
I hate camping.
S4A Knight to Remember
Phoebe, we can’t just schedule vanquishes. Okay, demon attacks don’t usually fit into the day planners.
GGlen
Can’t you just be a little late?
I already am a little late.
GGlen
Can’t you be a lot late?
Yeah, she's home... She's just a little, indisposed at the moment.
Wait, you watch? What are you, like a peeping angel?
Wha.. I didn't see anything
Ahh
Alright just a little but how else am i supposed to protect her
But we could do something about it if we were together, you know, if we lived together 'cos that’s when we’re the strongest. What do you say?
Are you two out of your freakin’ minds?
Don’t people storm out of the house when they’re angry...?
The Evil Enchantress?
That's it! That's the evil witch, the one who kills the Prince, after he gets her pregnant, of course.
Of course!
Bring together my Prince and me,
Let him fall on bended knee,
I summon him to my side,
That he may take me to be his destined bride.
Piper, do that thing you do.
I don't wanna blow him up.
Well risk it, he's using his tongue!
Paige! The Charmed Ones come first!
The Charmed Ones come first?
It always worked when Prue said it.
He’s wandering around in chain mail?
It’s San Francisco. No one will notice.
So why is Sir Lust-a-Lot after you?
How should I know?
Well, because it's your damn fairy tale and it's alive and frozen in our kitchen.
This is who you are Paige, you know that. Why are you running from it?
Oh gee, I don't know. Being hunted by the Source, ducking the Furies and being shrunk by a psycho demon, not to mention being chased after by a bedtime story. I don't know why I wouldn't want the rest of my life to be just like that.
Leo, we are up to our pointy little hats in demonic problems here!
I will not leave until you are with child.
Okay, a) I always use protection and b) You're a fairy tale! Just keep that sword of yours sheathed pal.
Defiant, clever, and independent. That kind of describes Paige, don't you think?
Yeah, along with stubborn, stubborn, and more stubborn.
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