What are those?
A way to always be prepared.
These are very large contraceptives, Prue.
S3Sight Unseen
I'm bummed for you Piper, but I've got to tell you, Leo is looking fine!
I thought you said you didn’t see anything.
I didn’t… at least nothing good!
You didn't nearly catch a demon, you nearly killed a district attorney. My district attorney!
S3Primrose Empath
I have a date with Cole.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It's a lunch date!
So?
So! It's a bad sign. Lunch is a cheap imitation of dinner, that's why it has its own special menu.
Sometimes being magical takes the magic right out of things.
What's your last name?
VVinceres
Misery.
In that case, would you like some company?
So...how about those Niners?
What?
The Niners. The Forty-Niners. The football team. You don't follow football? [to Leo and Piper] He isn't human.
(coughs on his water) Check!
Phoebe, I know you're upset Leo crashed your lunch date but...
No, it's not that. Cole is pulling away from me again, I can see it.
Premonition?
Intuition.
We'll help you out.
No, no, no. I'll hit the book alone. Your guys couple issues are really starting to hurt my head.
Wait, we have couple issues?
Resentment. Denial. Be nice!
Here he is. Vinceres, hmm... Pretty much lives up to his gloss. Unstoppable hitman. Just keeps going until he gets his target.
Great. The energizer demon.
Free thee empath,
Release his gift,
Let his pain be cast adrift.
S3Power Outage
Phoebe? Phoebe! Hi. I hate to interrupt your whole "staring off into space aimlessly" thing that you've got going on right now, but in case you forgot, evil Triad agent.
Like you would ever let me forget, Prue.
(to himself) I'm sorry but we have to stop seeing each other, okay. Why? Because, because I have to kill you that's why. Smooth.
This is important, he wants to have the talk. You know, are we a couple, are we a one-nighter, are we friends, are we friends that had a one-nighter...?
What is your problem?
You are. Get your own damn club and keep your paws off of mine!
Okay, whoa, obviously somebody needs a Midol. (Andras peeks inside the kitchen)
And I am so sick of all of your stuff laying around. If you can't put your equipment away, then I will! (grabs a lens and throws it to the floor, just as Andras infects Prue with rage)
(does a slow burn) Who the hell do you think you are?! (grabs a blender and smashes it on the floor)
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