Hey, um, you can sleep in my room and I'll sleep with Piper.
BBrendan
Why?
Because Phoebe kicks.
S1When Bad Warlocks Turn Good
(peeks into the hall) It's clear.
(Piper walks out, followed by Phoebe, then Prue, then Brendan in his vestments. As they are walking, Greg and Paul come out from around a corner.)
GGreg
You betrayed us, little brother. I'm very disappointed.
BBrendan
Leave them out of this, Greg.
GGreg
You're protecting witches now?! You make me sick!
Prue?
Now!
(Piper tries to freeze Greg, but he raises a force field around him. Phoebe picks up Brendan's knife and throws it at Greg, but Greg raises a force field around him and it bounces off. Prue tries to throw them into the wall, but it has no effect due to the force fields.)
GGreg
No, not this time. I'm ready for you. (picks up the knife) But family first.
BBrendan
You want me? Come get me.
(Greg grabs the knife and is ready to throw it, but Paul stops him)
PPaul
Greg, wait!
Brendan, don't let them turn you. Don't use your powers.
PPaul
(to Greg) Give him a chance. (turns to Brendan) It's not too late, you can still join us.
GGreg
You are either with us or you are against us!
BBrendan
Then I'm against you.
GGreg
Then you will die. (he throws the knife at Brendan, but Paul jumps in front and the knife goes into him instead) Damn you, Brendan!
PPaul
No, Greg. (he pulls the knife out of him) Damn you! (He throws the knife and hits Greg, and both slump over dead)
If you were going to lose a guy, it might as will be to the Big Guy.
S1Out of Sight
Then what's wrong with being a couple?
Well, I thought Leo and I were a couple and then we...coupled and he took off.
Oops, Busted!
ELEric Lumen
Do you really think so?
(Prue swishes her hand then the grass cutter flew to Lumen's car, thus deflating the tires.)
ELEric Lumen
I-I..you did that! I-I..I saw that...
Really? Prove it.
(Prue making the potion to vanquish the Grimlocks.)
I feel like I should be cackling.
Look Andy, will you please just get her out here?
AAndy
Prue, I'm not leaving the two of you alone.
Do I have to use my power on you?
AAndy
I'll meet you up on the street.
S1The Power of Two
I hate cemeteries at night.
I hate cemeteries at day.
(They hear a noise.)
What was that?
Probably a zombie or a vampire.
Great, where's Buffy when you need her?
Prue, have you seen my purse?
In the kitchen. Have you seen my keys?
They're by the T.V. I can't find my plane ticket. Did I give it to you?
Maybe you packed it.
I didn't just pack it, I just saw it.
(Phoebe holds Piper's plane ticket and tries to have a premonition. It works.)
I can't believe it.
(snatches Piper's plane ticket off Phoebe.) Found it.
I've been practicing how to call a premonition, and I did it. I saw a future event on command. Oh, and that's the good news. The bad news is... I saw you missing your flight.
Oh, great.
S1Love Hurts
Okay, you know, you guys take for granted that I'm your innocent yellow pages. Okay, this takes work.
Okay, it's not that easy to break me.
What was it in high school that the guys started calling you after they caught you making out with someone under the bleachers?
It's not gonna work.
What was that? Oh yeah, Freebie! (the magazines on a rack spin around and fall off) Well, class over.
You know that was just a rumor, right?
Okay Leo, I brought you some... You do eat right?
Yes Phoebe, I eat.
Being with her broke the rules. Not being with her breaks my heart.
S1Déjà Vu All Over Again
What am I supposed to say? That I'm a cash strapped, single, restaurant manager, who still lives in the same house I grew up in with my sisters?
And the cat, don't forget our cat.
RRodriguez
Prue Halliwell...is a witch.
AAndy
A witch, huh? You wait here, I'll go warn the Wizard of Oz.
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