Leave it to me to fall for a dead guy.
It's an improvement. At least he wasn't a warlock.
S1Dead Man Dating
We’re The Charmed Ones, Prue, not The Doomed Ones.
Phoebe, you have to save him. You can’t let him out of your sight.
Oh, don’t worry. I waited until he went to sleep, and then I broke a key off in his door to lock him in. He’s safe ‘till morning. (silence) Hey, wait. That’s it? You’re not going to get mad at me?
You were trying to do something good… and now you’re going to get to do something… wonderful. I couldn’t ask for a better birthday present than that.
I am so busted, aren’t I?
Are you out of your mind again?
No. I’m the Amazing Phoebe.
This is not funny. Our powers are supposed to be a secret, not a marketable job skill.
I've never seen anybody killed before.
Jeremy.
Javna.
I mean humans.
S1Dream Sorcerer
Don't worry. We had safe sex. A lot of safe sex.
(after trying to copy an exercise video) Uh, I give up. Two weeks and nothing strengthened but my temper.
Piper, here's the problem. You didn't read the fine print. See, it says right here. $19.95 for the video and twenty grand for the plastic surgeon.
Yeah. Well it's worked. She's the most desired female in America. What every man wants.
That woman? Of course men want her. Men are not different from women. We all want what we can't have. Which is why we need to stop thinking about what men want and start thinking about what we want in a man.
So, what’s up?
I, uh, I found this spell. "How to attract a lover".
No, Phoebe. Forget it. We’re not casting any spells.
Come on. There must be more to our powers than warlock wasting. I’m ready to have some fun with our magic.
No. No personal gain, remember?
How is it personal gain, if we’re using our powers to bring happiness to another person. And in my case lots and lots of happiness...
You want a man who is single, smart, endowed?
Employed.
FGFirst Guy
Are your parents terrorists? Cause, baby, you're the bomb.
SGSecond Guy
Jim, Jim, ask her if it hurt when she fell.
Uh, excuse me?
GGuy
When you fell from Heaven. Did it hurt? Cause I know an angel when I see one.
I'm no angel. I'm a witch. But don't tell my sisters I told you.
S1The Wedding from Hell
My sisters and I, we have special gifts.
AMAllison Michaels
Gifts? What kind of gifts?
Ones you can't return. Let's just say we come from an interesting kind of family tree.
RRex
Prue, your, um, sister's here to see you. She's waiting in your office.
Which sister?
RRex
The one who upon seeing your office, said "Damn, I should go back to college."
Phoebe.
Ok, so it's time to shower, shampoo and go kick some Hecate butt.
Did she just say shower?
She did, didn't she?
PPPiper & Phoebe
Hot water!
Ok, I can't hold it any longer. Your name isn't Piper, and that's the good news. You're really Hecate, Queen of the Underworld, you're pregnant with a demon child, which means...I'm afraid I have to kill you.
What?!
Phoebe, what is it that you saw exactly?
Well, I-I saw the thing being born.
Did you see Piper?
Yes, I saw her legs.
Never saw her face?
No.
Hello, bickering sisters. I'm not pregnant but I am in the room.
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