Don't worry. We had safe sex. A lot of safe sex.
“Dream Sorcerer” · Season 1
In this episode: Phoebe Halliwell (4), Piper Halliwell (3), Prue Halliwell (1)
(after trying to copy an exercise video) Uh, I give up. Two weeks and nothing strengthened but my temper.
Piper, here's the problem. You didn't read the fine print. See, it says right here. $19.95 for the video and twenty grand for the plastic surgeon.
Yeah. Well it's worked. She's the most desired female in America. What every man wants.
That woman? Of course men want her. Men are not different from women. We all want what we can't have. Which is why we need to stop thinking about what men want and start thinking about what we want in a man.
So, what’s up?
I, uh, I found this spell. "How to attract a lover".
No, Phoebe. Forget it. We’re not casting any spells.
Come on. There must be more to our powers than warlock wasting. I’m ready to have some fun with our magic.
No. No personal gain, remember?
How is it personal gain, if we’re using our powers to bring happiness to another person. And in my case lots and lots of happiness...
You want a man who is single, smart, endowed?
Employed.
FGFirst Guy
Are your parents terrorists? Cause, baby, you're the bomb.
SGSecond Guy
Jim, Jim, ask her if it hurt when she fell.
Uh, excuse me?
GGuy
When you fell from Heaven. Did it hurt? Cause I know an angel when I see one.
I'm no angel. I'm a witch. But don't tell my sisters I told you.
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