So what do you think of Utopia?
Are you kidding, I’m so disappointed. I thought sex would be running rampant.
Oh, it’s running you just haven’t caught up to it yet.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(Speaking to Bosley about Dr. Croyden) You know. I got a couple hours before I have to go up again.
So you are about to matriculate?
Oh, no. I told my mother I'd never do that but I many run around with him a little.
Where do we start?
We start with Kelly getting pregnant.
What!
Ah, I quit.
You're the man to get to know if you want to get anywhere in this company.
FFallon
You've just applied for a job and you're asking for a promotion?
Well, I've never been accused of modesty.
With my singing I’m going to need more than Bosley to protect me.
Hey, wait a minute, you told me you were lead alto in glee club.
Listen, as an alto in glee club I was fair, but as the torch singer in a supper club no way.
What is your vocal range?
Poor to awful.
There's a direct correlation between a woman's chest and a man's ears.
I have not heard this theory before.
Neither have I.
Well, you see, the lower the neckline, the more tone-deaf they are.
Tell me something. Do casino owners gamble?
FFrank
You mean, do I?
Yep, that's exactly what I mean.
FFrank
Well, I won this place in a crap game.
Love a client with a sense of humor.
MMark
I run the casino up the street.
Oh, what'd you do. Come over to borrow a cup of money?
Charlie, you don’t mean to say that we are going to be wallowing in all that luxury.
I don’t believe wallow is quite the word Kris. You’re going to work there as an exercise instructor.
What about me Charlie?
You’ll take your expertise into the diet kitchen, Sabrina. Nothing like the thirty calorie chocolate mousse to raise moral.
Ah, the galley slave. How about Kelly?
Somebody has to be a guest.
Teachers pet.
I’ll wave to you.
The only way I could afford the Cyprus Pines is if they rented rooms by the hour. By that, I mean, by the time my bags got to the room, I'd have to check out
Kathy became interested in the occult right after Martin was killed. I think she wanted to get into the institute so she could attempt to contact him.
Yeah, or to fleece his Aunt.
Well listen if she was part of the scheme to fleece Clare I doubt that she agreed to be killed.
No that is a bit drastic.
So we’ll all need to have a cover but one of you will have to be a wanted criminal. Tough, streetwise, and capable of anything.
Wait a minute, why are you looking at me?
She has a very lively imagination Charlie.
SSamantha
You’re not a very subtle factotum Mr Bosley.
Factotum? Me?
(As Kris and Jill walk in) How'd you get here so fast?
Have you ever taken Sunset Boulevard with somebody that came in 3rd at Le Mans?
(Grabbing her gun) Hey, this is my gun! And I've got an impatient nature too!
Sabrina, you're not gonna shoot somebody else today!
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