[Glossing over his bulletproof vest] Wow. And to think you boys mocked me when I had this made four years ago. I think I'll have it framed.
Hey, what does it say about your writing when your number one fan tries to kill you?
That was an accident.
Been one inch high, it would've been a tragedy.
But on the bright side, your autographed copies of Deadly Heat would be worth way more.
[Ryan snaps his fingers as Beckett walks in]
Not funny, Castle.
Little bit funny.
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