Backstabbing, adultery and betrayal. That is why I hate politics.
S7 E18At Close Range
S7 E19Habeas Corpse
You know, she's [Alexis] got an amazing brain. I mean, if she wanted to, she'd make an incredible lawyer.
Yeah, like I don't lose enough arguments to her already.
Look, about the routine, I know you're worried, but-
It's okay, Castle. It doesn't matter what we do.
Hey, that's the spirit!
It gonna be a disaster.
That's not the spirit.
S7 E20Sleeper
But, Castle, why would you be abducted on our wedding day and end up in Thailand?
Worst bachelor party ever?
[After being told to go home for being a possible target]
...Now, L.T. is gonna drive you home.
And if I refuse?
Then he'll drive you home in handcuffs.
Just for the record, extremely bitter.
I am so sorry, Kate, for everything I put you through.
Babe, it's not like you were partying in Thailand. You have the best excuse ever for missing our wedding. You were saving the world.
S7 E21In Plane Sight
[While dealing with turbulence]
There's nothing to worry about. It's just a little bumpy air, that's all it is.
CCastle
Air, by nature, should not be bumpy.
I'm always proud of you, Dad. But I've heard you speak a million times. I know what you're gonna say.
CCastle
That is improbable.
You'll say you don't believe in writer's block, that you wrote your first novel to impress a girl, that reading great writers inspires you, and drinking with them inspires you to beat them on the bestseller list.
CCastle
Okay. Clearly, I need to develop some new material.
ECaptain Edmunds
Right now, with the air marshal unaccounted for, you're the closest thing we have to law enforcement on this plane.
Which in itself is cause for concern.
There's a snake on the mother-flying plane.
[To each other over the phone]
You gotta be kidding me. The air marshal is dead?
Not just dead, but bonked on the head. Murdered. And there's more.
There's more?
Kyle Ford's holster is empty. His gun is missing.
Okay, so, uh, we have to assume that the killer is armed.
And they may have another agenda, taking hostages, hijacking the plane, FYI, this is not the relaxing London getaway I had planned.
S7 E22Dead from New York
[Remarking on Martha's opening line ritual]
No, it's okay. I mean, we're gonna manage. It's just, your mom's kind of...
Annoying? Yeah, I know. Trust me, we're getting off easy. One time, her opening line was, "Come on, baby. I'll make it worth your while".
[chuckling] Oh, I see what you mean.
Yeah. Most awkward parent-teacher conference ever.
Oh, come on, Castle. He was flirting with me. I can't control that.
But you were flirting right back.
Yeah, but what was I supposed to do? He's Danny-freaking-Valentine!
[Castle gasps]
[When Martha wants to drop out of the performance review]
Oh, absolutely not. You will not, and do you know why? Because you're a fighter. What have you always told me? No one will give you anything in this life. You must earn it. And look at you, almost 20 years later and you're back on Broadway? You have earned this.
I have, haven't I?
You have. Please don't let some idiot with a cell phone take that away from you.
Beckett, that was a badass takedown tonight on that show. It was strong, yet sexy.
Yeah, Beckett, the camera really loves you.
You guys, shut up, both of you.
What about me, guys? How did I look?
Like you should stick to writing
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