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Castle · Season 3, Episode 3

“Under the Gun” quotes from Castle

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“Under the Gun” · Season 3, Episode 3

In this episode: Richard Castle (6), Kate Beckett (6), Javier Esposito (2), Kevin Ryan (2), Alexis Castle (1), Royce (1)

[Bringing Castle breakfast in bed] Breakfast time!

CCastle

Oh! What did I do to deserve this? Other than, you know, being... me.

Isn't that enough?

[Alexis kisses him on the cheek, Castle chuckles]

CCastle

Okay, what do you want?

Nothing! Why do I have to want something?

CCastle

March, 1999, you wanted a Hello Kitty backpack. I got French toast with a whipped-cream smiley face. October, 2004, you wanted a set of mint condition, Empire Strikes Back lightsabers. I got an omelet shaped like Darth Vader.

You were a girl once.

[Smirks] Still am...

[Holding up a picture of Alexis sitting on a Vespa ] Can you tell me why my daughter wants one of these so badly?

Old bikes are what girls want when we realize we're never gonna get a pony.

[About Alexis wanting a scooter] You know what this means, though?

No. What?

Well, Alexis is entering her "wild child" phase.

[Smiles indulgently] My daughter? Hah, I don't think so.

Oh yeah, Castle, all girls go through it. And the good girls are the worst.

[Castle's smile slides off his face]

RRandom

I wasn't running away! I was jogging.

So what were you doing climbing down the side of a building?

RRandom

Uh, Cross-training. [Nods sagely] Better cardiovascular workout.

Did you kill Carver for the map?

Oh, come on, kid, you know me better than that.

[Coldly, hurt] I don't think I do. Because the man I knew wouldn't betray me like this.

I gotta go.

Mike. I was in love with you.

Oh, Kate. Don't.

You were the only one who understood the obsession that drove me. Who didn't tell me that I would get over my mother's murder and that she wouldn't want me to do this.

[Shaking his head, sadly] Just -- just trying to do right by you, kid.

I dreamt about you. The night I shot the guy that killed my mother, I dreamt that I was the one who was on the ground dying, and that you came up to me and told me to stand up, 'cause there was still work to be done. [Longingly] When I woke up that morning I just wanted to call you, but we hadn't talked in so long.

You should've called. I never forgot.

I'm going to catch Carver's killer, Royce. And then I'm going to recover Lloyd's score. And when I arrest you, you're going to realize that what you destroyed today was worth a hell of a lot more than money. [She hangs up. Speaks to Ryan, suddenly distant, and unemotional] Did I keep him on long enough?

[Shocked] Uh, uh...

Yeah, we got an address.

All right, let's go.

Wh-what? All of that was just an act, to get a trace?

Of course. [She turns and walks out, her face contorting with silent tears]

[Beckett finds a bug in the victim’s calculator]

A wireless RF transmitter, to be precise. Not to be confused with the more advanced infrared signal burst device.

Book research?

Nanny Cam.

[Searching for the suspects in a cemetery]

You know, if this were a horror movie, we’d be the first ones killed, splitting off like this.

Yeah, except we are not a couple of top-heavy coeds out looking for fun. We’re highly trained officers of the law with enough firepower to take out a horde of undead.

Hispanic and cocky. Yeah, you’d definitely die first.

[A standoff at the cemetery…]

Well, then maybe we should make sure the treasure’s even there before we start shooting. Castle, do you mind?

Why me?

‘Cause you’re the only one without a gun.

[Looks around at everyone else] Good point.

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