Ryan and Esposito in “After Hours”

Ryan

Nun walks into a precinct... It’s like the beginnings of a bad joke. [Begins fixing his tie]

Esposito

You wanna borrow a comb of something?

Ryan

Shut up.

Esposito

You know what this reminds me of? Watching one of those body-switching movies where the guy looks like a grown man, but he’s actually 12.

Ryan

Hey! Let me tell you something. Catholic school is like combat. Unless you’ve been there, you don’t know.

Esposito

Uh, I have, been there, in combat. And it’s way worse than some old lady.