[A silhouetted figure runs out of the Acorn Flats Wig Out tent while being chased by an angry mob until they catch her at the lake boardwalk… and the figure is revealed to be Almondine]
[narrating] Who is that desperate bird? That desperate bird is me, and my name… is Almondine. [Fade to six hours earlier] Six hours ago, I was just another squirrel scout.
[walking up next to her as they stand in front of the Wig Out tent] Hey, Almondine. Are you ready for the annual Acorn Flats Wig Out?
[spins her head around 360 degrees, creeping Toodie out, and stops] Sure am. [narrating] Or at least an owl squirrel scout with a gifted third vertebrae. Yes, the Wig Out-- a special night when girls dress up with their finest wigs and get to be pretty. [walks into the tent and enters the dressing room where all the other girls are working on their wigs] I've been working on my wig for two weeks straight, and I was pretty sure I nailed it. [removes the blanket that's covering her wig, revealing that it looks just like her real hair]
Ladies, how do we all feel about Almondine's wig?
Ugh. The hat. What were you thinking?
It's to keep the wig arm. [Nina and Patsy look at each other confused] I'm just trying to be practical.
People are driving hundreds of miles to the wig out, and they ain't coming for practical. They want the pretties, right, gals?
Like flowers.
Telephones.
Someone get Almondine some curlers. She's got work to do. [walks away]
We've got six hours to go! Are you sure you're gonna have something pretty?
No problem.
Oh, good. 'cause if your wig's not pretty, it'll ruin the whole wig out. [laughs as she and her friends leave]
[narrating] "Pretty." There was that word again. I had no idea what it meant.
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