Nikki, Max and others in “A Camp Camp Christmas, Or Whatever”

What's so great? [excitedly] WHAT'S SO GREAT!? [starts singing] I can't believe the time is here, To deck the halls and spread some cheer! It is my favorite season, Though I can't place the reason, Christmas is my favorite time of year.

Okay, you just kinda stated stuff we already knew.

Yeah, we get that you like Christmas, but what is it about Christmas that you like?

Ho ho! I'll tell you! [singing] We'll wrap our presents good and tight, And shower Christmas trees with lights! Oh, yuletide carols we shall sing, Though I'm not sure what "yuletide" means, But Christmas is my favorite silent night!

[singing] So, you're about the decorations, Hanging everywhere?

Don't sing.

[singing] The couples under mistletoe, And snowflakes in the air?

No, please.

[singing] The Christmas morning presents, That you open with excitement and delight! So am I right?

Not quite.

WHAT!?

[singing] I love the bells on Santa's sleigh. And all the reindeer games to pla-a-ay!

[singing] Get to the point before I vomit.

[singing] I can't just put my finger on it, But Christmas is my favorite holiday! I know my reasoning's unclear, But I'm still smiling ear to ear! Call me "Saint Nik", 'Cause I'll keep giving. So long as I can keep reliving! Christmas is my favorite time, Dont' ask about reason or rhyme, Just know that it is my favorite time of yeeeeeaaaar! [song ends]

So what you're saying is, you have no idea.

Yes!

Ugh!